-> "The Climate Boat Song"
Original Song Title:
"The Banana Boat Song"
Parody Song Title:
"The Climate Boat Song"
The Lyrics
HOY-oh ... ahoy-oh
Icebreak' come and they wan' go home
Hoy, say ahoy, say ahoy, say ahoy, say ahoy, say ahoy-oh
Icebreak' come and they wan' go home
They sail the seas to prove Earth is warm
Icebreak' come and they wan' go home
Trapped in ice patch 'till the Chinese come
Icebreak' come and they wan' go home
Come, Mister Telly Man, tell me wha' they doin'
Icebreak' come and they wan' go home
Come, Mister Telly Man, tell me wha' they doin'
Icebreak' come and they wan' go home
Hit six foot, seven foot, eight foot ICE!
Icebreak' stall and they won' go home
Six foot, seven foot, eight foot ICE!
Icebreak' stuck and they won' go home
Nay, they say nay-oh
Icebreak' stuck and they can' go home
Nay, they say nay, they say nay, they say nay ...
Icebreak' stuck and they can' go home
A dutiful bunch of lib report-ah
Icebreak' stuck and they can' go home
Hide the stealthy Marx agenda
Icebreak' stuck and they can' go home
Hit six foot, seven foot, eight foot ICE!
Chinese jammed and they can' go home
Six foot, Seven foot, eight foot ICE!
Chinese jammed and they can' go home
Pray, me say pray-oh
Coast Guard come and they mi' get home
Pray, me say pray, me say pray, me say pray
Coast Guard come and they mi' go home
Come Mister Telly Man, telling me why they go there
North winds come and they gon' go home*
Come Mister Telly Man, telling me why they go there
North winds come and they gon' go home
(Well, I guess I'll get all my politics over in one daily double post. Basically, I'll cover the same ground with the old Beach Boys sea chantey about another abortive sea cruise -- "Sloop John B")
We went on the Shokalskiy
Climate fraudsters and me
Round Antartica we did roam
Freezing all night
Got stuck in some ice
Well, I need this broke up
I wanna go home
So send out the SOS
See if the Chinese come
Call for icebreakers starboard, let me go home
Let me go home ... I wanna go home, yeah , yeah
Well, the seas aren't broke up
I wanna go home
Snow Dragon, she got stuck
Sea ice has run amok
The copters, they had to come and whisk us away
Huckster Al Gore
You know I'm chilled to the core
Well, the seas aren't broke up
I wanna go home
So hoist off the Shokalskiy (Hoist off Shokalskiy)
See if helos can land (See if the helos)
Call for the copters on-board
Let me go home (let me go home)
I wanna go HOME! (let me go home)
Why don't you let me go home (hoist off Shokalskiy)
Hoist off Shokalskiy!!
Well, the seas aren't broke up
I wanna go home
Deniers chortled with glee
They relished the irony
Proffessor say the Earth is still getting warm
Let me go home
Why won't they let me go home
The worst fiasco, they could have dreamed up
So kiss off Shokalskiy hell
Thing I wanna forget
Call for the head of Al Gore
Let me go home (let me go home)
I wanna go home
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