-> "The Damn Phone Song"
Original Song Title:
"Banana Boat Song"
Parody Song Title:
"The Damn Phone Song"
HEY-LLO ! HEY-EY-EY-EY-LLO !
( what'da hell's wrong with this cell phone?)
GREY ! CHEVROLET, HAUL AWAY, BILL TO PAY
PERFECT DAY- ME SAY HEY-EY-EY-LL NO !
(what'da heck's wrong with this tracfone?)
WORK ALRIGHT - TIL I CALL SOMEONE !
(day might come when me buy smartphone)
CRAP ANTENNA - SHIT FOR POWER, MAN !
(day might come, grant me big fat loan)
DONE MISSED A CALL AGAIN - DRIVING ME BANANAS !
(day might come blue-tooth in ear sewn)
DONE MISSED A CALL AGAIN - GOT NO CALLING PLANNA !
(day might come, get me slick ringtone)
LOSE-SIX CALL, SEVEN CALL - EIGHT'S MY HUNCH !
(day might come, you won't see me moan)
TEN CALL, 'LEVEN CALL - TWELVE BY LUNCH !
(day might come, you won't hear me groan)
AIN'T ! AIN'T O-KAY-AY-AY - NO !
(day might come there won't be dead zone)
THEY ! ON E-BAY, ANDALE, DON' DELAY !
(day might come soon they all be gone)
ON SUITABLE MONTH - ME WRITE DEAR SANTA !
(sleigh might come, reindeer night she's flown)
MILK AND COOKIES - RED SUIT EXPANDA !
(gay sprite come or he might send clone)
IT'S NO GUT, LEATHER BOOT, STEPPED ON - CRUNCH !
( day might come, rid pain from headbone)
PAY ! ME PAID WAY -AY - AY LOW !
(day might come, sit on golden throne)
PLAY ! ON BROADWAY, CABARET, PAY VALET !
(day might come, dig up huge gemestone)
I'M JUST A SIMPLE MAN - WEARING OLD BANDANA
(day might come, few fine things me own)
LONG MISSED A GIRL I KISSED - DOWN LOUISIANA !
(day might come, phone and eyes no roam)
SAY ! WORDS TO SAY - AJANTE - WORLDS TO PLAY
HIT HIGHWAY - HAVE NICE DAY AY AY - O !
(tail light bum, like E.T. - phone home)
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