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Song Parodies -> "Fertile Liza Jane"

Original Song Title:

"Little Liza Jane"

Original Performer:

Harry Belafonte

Parody Song Title:

"Fertile Liza Jane"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

In my town's a gal they call
Fertile Liza Jane,
With each man, in love, she'll fall
Fertile Liza Jane..

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Oh, Fertile Liza,
Fertile Liza Jane..
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Oh, Fertile Liza,
Fertile Liza Jane..

Real no brainer, got no brain
Fertile Liza Jane,
Parks all night in lovers lane,
Fertile Liza Jane..

(clap)
Oh, Fertile Liza,
Fertile Liza Jane..
(clap)
Oh, Fertile Liza,
Fertile Liza Jane..

Never married, finger's bare
Fertile Liza Jane,
House on hill, ten kids are there
Fertile Liza Jane..

(clap)
Hey, Fertile Liza,
Fertile Liza Jane..
(clap)
Hey, Fertile Liza,
Fertile Liza Jane..

Big Gov money is her aim,
Fertile Liza Jane,
Child support, she's one rich dame,
Fertile Liza Jane..

(clap)
Oh, Fertile Liza,
Fertile Liza Jane..
(clap)
Oh, Fertile Liza,
Fertile Liza Jane..

She's my bride, got in her pants,
Fertile Liza Jane..
My slot habits she'll finance
Fertile Liza Jane..

(clap)
Spread Fertile Liza,
Fertile Liza Jane..
(clap)
Spread Fertile Liza,
Fertile Liza Jane..


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Pacing: 5.0
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Total Votes: 11

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Andria - July 23, 2009 - Report this comment
So we've got another potential Octomom here, AFW? No, seriously, I know this is totally fictional, and this is certainly a great parody. 5s for you.
Fiddlegirl - July 23, 2009 - Report this comment
I think I may have taught a couple of her kids in school last year... ;)
Guy - July 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Liza must have taken a lesson or two from Star Trek Voyager's Seven of Nine. You know that part when she says resistance is fer-tile?

I knew a female like Liza long ago who had over a dozen kids and collected welfare on each and every one of them. She must have been somewhat batty because she named each of her kids Pat. I asked one day why she named them all Pat - she said "it's easier that way". "If I want them all to go to bed I just need to say hey Pat time for bed and they all go to bed". If I need to wake them in the morning I say hey Pat time to get up". Oh, I thought, that's odd but efficient. Then I thought what if she only wanted to address one child in particular. I asked her what she did in that situation. She said, "Oh, that's easy, I just call them by their last name:. Works for me and this parody works for you and is worth a set of quintuplets.
Mark Scotti - July 23, 2009 - Report this comment
A one woman population explosion!! 555 children can't be wrong...
< ! ! ! > - July 23, 2009 - Report this comment
. . but what else could one expect from ~ SirSatyrMajor~ ? ?
Christie Marie M - July 23, 2009 - Report this comment
3 sets of fertilized 5's!!
AFW - July 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Andria, Fiddlegirl, and Guy...funny joke, Guy, is it your own creation? and thanks, Mark, and ..and Christie..
Guy - July 24, 2009 - Report this comment
Farce - yes it is my own creation sort of - it's not one of those stories that couldn't possibly be made up. Glad you liked the quip. Press on buddy.
alvin - July 24, 2009 - Report this comment
great title....lol

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