Mayo
May-ay-ayo
Ham on buns and he want some more
May
Serve me May
Serve me May
Serve me May
Serve me May-ay-ayo
Ham on buns and he want some more

Work all night in the Deli Bar
Ham on buns and we wanna go home
Fill de orders cause de boss man come
Ham on buns and we wanna go home

(Customers)
Come Mr. Deli Man, Deli me bologna
Ham on buns and he want some more
Come Mr. Deli man, Deli me bologna
Ham on buns and he want some more

(Workers)
It's sixth shift, seventh shift, eighth shift, Lunch!
Ham on buns and we wanna go home
Sixth shift, seventh shift, eighth shift, Lunch!
Ham on buns and we wanna go home

(Customers)
May
We say May-ay-ayo
Ham on buns and we want some more
May
We say May
We say May
We say May
Ham on buns but we want some sauce

A plentiful lunch of fine bologna
Ham on buns and business is slow
Hide thee deadly black tarantula
Just my luck barge in Health Depo

It's
Lawsuit
Lawsuit
Lawsuit
Crunch!!!
Dat bug gone down someone's thought
Lawsuit
Lawsuit
Lawsuit
Punch!!!
We play dumb and eyes start to roam

(Health Department)
Pay
Me say Pay-ay-ay Up
Don't be dumb cause you wanna go home
Pay
Me say pay
Me say pay
Me say pay
Don't be dumb cause you wanna go home

(Aftermath)
Dumb, Mr. Deli spends time in the slamma
Lawsuits come and he sells his home
Dumb, Mr. Deli man spends time with that Bubba
Lawsuits come and he's so broke

(Big Finally)
Mayo!!!
May-ay-ayo!!!
Ham on buns, and dey want some more
May
Dey say May
Dey say May
Dey say May
Dey say May-ay-ayo
Don't be dumb cause you wanna go hooooooome!!!!!!!