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Song Parodies -> "She's A Sick Hooker"

Original Song Title:

"Hey, Good Lookin'"

Original Performer:

Hank Williams

Parody Song Title:

"She's A Sick Hooker"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

She’s a sick hooker, not a good looker
Sometimes she’ll turn a trick or two for free
Her figure is slinky, but her body is stinky
Avoid her or a doctor you will need to see

Take your hot rod and your two-dollar bill
And run very fast right over the hill
You’ll miss some fun that’s real kinky
But at least it won’t burn the next time you pee

She’s a sick hooker, not a good looker
Sometimes she’ll turn a trick or two for free

So eager to be mated, but she’s overrated
You can save yourself some grief if you let her be
Her expression is dour, she’ll turn your stomach sour
Just one minute with her is eternity

If she throws you a wink and gives you a glance
Just make sure that you keep on your pants
With her it’s really best to say no
Even if she offers you a free go

She’s a sick hooker, not a good looker
Sometimes she’ll turn a trick or two
Sometimes she’ll turn a trick or two
Sometimes she'll turn a trick or two for free

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Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 5

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Dave W. - May 11, 2012 - Report this comment
JollyJester - The Queen was not amused ....But the King thought it worthy to be writtren on his loo wall...
JollyJester - May 12, 2012 - Report this comment
A keen observation Dave. But remember, the Jester provides wise counsel for the King . . .

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