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Song Parodies -> "Settin' My Wood On Fire"
Original Song Title:
"Settin' The Woods On Fire"
Original Performer:
Hank Williams
Parody Song Title:
"Settin' My Wood On Fire"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
Love her hair, lipstick, and powder
Makes me loud, and Willie prouder
Keeps me droolin' like ham chowder
That stripper's settin' my wood on fire
She's some gal, I'll tell ya' feller
Tata's spin like a propeller
Sexy perfume, I can smell her
That hot babe's settin' my wood on fire
Right down here at the nudie bar
Drinkin' on rum and gin
Been slippin' her some Abraham's
Next dance I might slip ten..
Believe she said her name was Millie
Her bare booty sure is a dilly
She's hotter than Taco Bell chili,
And settin' my wood on fire..
(Drum beat solo)
She's the sight I been eyeballin'
Hooter hootin' and hog callin'
I think, in love, I have fallin..
Feelin' my wood on fire..
In her thong and little thingy
I bet she'd be nice and clingy
She just let me pull her stringy..
Settin' my wood on fire..
It opens up, the tavern door
The crowd hushes a groan..
Comes my old woman pimped for war,
Grabs my ear and drags me home..
When we get back to the cabin
I'm expectin' cussin', blabbin'
But instead she's bedroom grabbin'
Settin' my wood on fire..
Settin' my wood on fire
Makes me loud, and Willie prouder
Keeps me droolin' like ham chowder
That stripper's settin' my wood on fire
She's some gal, I'll tell ya' feller
Tata's spin like a propeller
Sexy perfume, I can smell her
That hot babe's settin' my wood on fire
Right down here at the nudie bar
Drinkin' on rum and gin
Been slippin' her some Abraham's
Next dance I might slip ten..
Believe she said her name was Millie
Her bare booty sure is a dilly
She's hotter than Taco Bell chili,
And settin' my wood on fire..
(Drum beat solo)
She's the sight I been eyeballin'
Hooter hootin' and hog callin'
I think, in love, I have fallin..
Feelin' my wood on fire..
In her thong and little thingy
I bet she'd be nice and clingy
She just let me pull her stringy..
Settin' my wood on fire..
It opens up, the tavern door
The crowd hushes a groan..
Comes my old woman pimped for war,
Grabs my ear and drags me home..
When we get back to the cabin
I'm expectin' cussin', blabbin'
But instead she's bedroom grabbin'
Settin' my wood on fire..
Settin' my wood on fire
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Nice rhyming, AFW!
I agree with the pirate above, Sir L'Air de Farce, ~El Satyr Mayor~ . . . . and I admire an hombre who understands that women are excited by the Strip Joints, too !
Thanks, John, and lil tweet...you understand, this is pure fiction...I've never been near a nudie bar, myself...(heh, heh, heh).......Note from Sniffy: what a bunch a' baloney!!!)
Careful, AFW. She might make an ash out of you. (Good job as usual.) ;D
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