Cow Lyja was a special heifer on our Nebraska farm
Each night at dark she'd sprout some wings and
Fly all around the barn..
Cow Lyja..she was a magic cow now, doncha' know?
The other cows were jealous of that ho..

Good ol' Cow Lyja..
She never gave no milk
Great ol' Cow Lyja
Just uddered soybean Silk
Is it any wonder that she made us rich?
Cow Lyja, that blessed bovine bitch

Cow Lija shocked the scientists with all her magic feats
We hyped that heifer on world tours, let people squeeze her teats
Cow Lija..Filled stadiums at fifty bucks a head
Bought us a mansion..got her a gold shed

Good ol' Cow Lyja..
She never gave no milk
Great ol' Cow Lyja
She squirted soybean Silk
Is it any wonder that she made us rich?
Cow Lyja, that blessed bovine bitch

And then one day, just like it came to her, magic went away
She turned back to a normal cow..we all said, "What the hay?"
Just stood there and dripped real milk below
Sold her for soup..that heifer had to go !!

Poor ol' Cow Lyja'
No longer crowds cheered, "WOW!!"
Poor ol' Cow Lyja'
Who needs a plain ol' cow?
Couldn't fly or give Silk, all she could do was poop
Cow Lyja...we'll see you in our soup..

Cow Lyja...we'll see you in our soup..