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Song Parodies -> "Your Heap Won't Start"

Original Song Title:

"Your Cheatin' Heart"

Original Performer:

Hank Williams

Parody Song Title:

"Your Heap Won't Start"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Your Heap Won't Start,
Won't even try..
Pulled in the mart,
And heard it die
It sputtered twice,
Then said, "So long"
The auto club
Can't tell what's wrong

Windows work fine,
The wipers, too
Starter just growls,
And clicks a few..
You scratch your head,
And kick the tires
Raise up the hood
And pull some wires..

It's filled with gas
Batt'ry ain't down
Tires have air,
They're off the ground
Your warranty
Just made you smart
Ended today,
Your Heap Won't Start

Your warranty
Just made you smart..
It ends today,
Your Heap Won't Start

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 12

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Peter Andersson - August 14, 2008 - Report this comment
Don't you sometimes wish there was a substitute insurance so that you could pay for secure parodies to original songs? Not that YOU need one...
alvin - August 14, 2008 - Report this comment
funny as hell as well as maintaining the angst of the OS
Agrimorfee - August 14, 2008 - Report this comment
i have a 15 year old Grand Marquis that's doing everything wrong except starting. Which is better? :) 555.
Meriadoc - August 14, 2008 - Report this comment
Check the voltage regulator. Or don't those come on cars anymore...?
AFW - August 14, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, Peter, good idea, there....and thanks alvin,............and Agrimorfee...well, at least it gets you somewhere.....and thanks, Meri..don't think so.. all computer boxes
LeBaroness - August 14, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir ~ L'Air de Farce~ do try the timingBelt . . . my ' Bandit' went dead, when it gave out !
Patrick - August 15, 2008 - Report this comment
Just went through this with "Bankbreak Chrysler". I know how you feel.
Michael Pacholek - September 25, 2008 - Report this comment
Another one for the concept album with my own "A Matter of Rust," His Name Was Kenny's "A Car Full of Holes," and a few others. (Speaking of which, whatever happened to "My Name Is Kenny"? He was, to use Jackie Gleason's phrase, a regular riot!)

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