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Song Parodies -> "Your Heatin' Chart"

Original Song Title:

"Your Cheatin' Heart"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Hank Williams

Parody Song Title:

"Your Heatin' Chart"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Your Heatin' Chart
It makes me weep
When I want love,
It's "Go to sleep!"
Or, headache time,
Or, "Don't feel well...
Your Heatin' Chart
Is cold as Hell!

I walk the floor,
Sometimes till two
Or watch BayWatch
To get me through..
Your "Obsteotrish"
You'd better see,
Your menopause
Is pausin' me!

Your Heatin' Chart
Is cold as ice
In seven years,
We've made love twice..
You're actin like
I got the mange,
Your Heatin' Chart
Needs rearranged..

Your Heatin' Chart
Makes me count sheep
And fantasize
Which ones to keep
I take a bath
And I don't smell,
But,Your Heatin' Chart's
Still cold as Hell...

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Overall Rating: 4.9

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Royce Miller - April 04, 2005 - Report this comment
love it, especially the sheep line
Kristof Robertson - April 04, 2005 - Report this comment
LOL funny and sadly poignant, AFW...is this about you? :-0 555
Guy - April 04, 2005 - Report this comment
(Smiles sheepishly.) Looks like a real chart buster. Keep counting those sheep until you reach 555 or fall asleep.
AFW - April 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Royce.....Thanks Kristof....Not really about me...but parts are probably subconsciously drawn from life experieinces,,,Thanks Guy
alvin rhodes - April 04, 2005 - Report this comment
clever twist...funny wordplay...in short, a chartbuster...5s
John Barry - April 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Nice spooneristic title. 5s on the chart.
2Eagle - April 04, 2005 - Report this comment
A hot topic.
Dee Range - April 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Great title, superior work AFW. One of your best, and that's sayin' something. Super high fives
AFW - April 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, 2Eagle......and Thanks, Dee...I appreciate your extra kind comments, very much..
John Madden - April 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Sheep? I was counting Rams!
Johnny D - April 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Bravo!
AFW - April 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, John...good one Thanks, Johnny...
Adagio - April 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Very funny!
Susanna Viljanen - April 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Periods are girl's best friend - when it is granny fever time, it's bye bye for girl years :-(
AFW - April 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks to Adagio and Susanna

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