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Song Parodies -> "Damn Bald Tire"
Original Song Title:
"Jambalaya"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Hank Williams
Parody Song Title:
"Damn Bald Tire"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
Damn Bald Tire, it blew on Wilshire
I heard it rumble
Lost control, and cracked a pole
Really took a tumble
Cop car come, drinkin' some
Kinda' high, oh
I tried my best, but flunked the test
Got D U I, oh
Goodbye dough, lawyers owe
Me oh my oh
now comes the dawn, license is gone
Why oh why oh?
Mean old Judge, had a grudge
Or one bad day, oh
Sentenced me ten, here in the pen
And fine to pay, oh
Damn Bald Tire, it blew on Wilshire
I heard it rumble
Lost control, and cracked a pole
Really took a tumble
Cop car come, drinkin' some
Kinda' high, oh
I tried my best, but failed the test
Got D U I, oh
Hate this place, sit and pace
Bond guy, where is he?
One phone call, got Montreal
The line was busy
Rap a tin cup, and they bring sup-
er, it's jello
Son of a gun, there ain't no fun
In this cell, oh
I heard it rumble
Lost control, and cracked a pole
Really took a tumble
Cop car come, drinkin' some
Kinda' high, oh
I tried my best, but flunked the test
Got D U I, oh
Goodbye dough, lawyers owe
Me oh my oh
now comes the dawn, license is gone
Why oh why oh?
Mean old Judge, had a grudge
Or one bad day, oh
Sentenced me ten, here in the pen
And fine to pay, oh
Damn Bald Tire, it blew on Wilshire
I heard it rumble
Lost control, and cracked a pole
Really took a tumble
Cop car come, drinkin' some
Kinda' high, oh
I tried my best, but failed the test
Got D U I, oh
Hate this place, sit and pace
Bond guy, where is he?
One phone call, got Montreal
The line was busy
Rap a tin cup, and they bring sup-
er, it's jello
Son of a gun, there ain't no fun
In this cell, oh
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very funny AFW - 555
Thank you Stuart
nice job on this one...5s
Thank you Alvin
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