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Song Parodies -> "Damn Bald Tire"

Original Song Title:

"Jambalaya"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Hank Williams

Parody Song Title:

"Damn Bald Tire"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Damn Bald Tire, it blew on Wilshire
I heard it rumble
Lost control, and cracked a pole
Really took a tumble
Cop car come, drinkin' some
Kinda' high, oh
I tried my best, but flunked the test
Got D U I, oh

Goodbye dough, lawyers owe
Me oh my oh
now comes the dawn, license is gone
Why oh why oh?
Mean old Judge, had a grudge
Or one bad day, oh
Sentenced me ten, here in the pen
And fine to pay, oh

Damn Bald Tire, it blew on Wilshire
I heard it rumble
Lost control, and cracked a pole
Really took a tumble
Cop car come, drinkin' some
Kinda' high, oh
I tried my best, but failed the test
Got D U I, oh

Hate this place, sit and pace
Bond guy, where is he?
One phone call, got Montreal
The line was busy
Rap a tin cup, and they bring sup-
er, it's jello
Son of a gun, there ain't no fun
In this cell, oh

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Stuart McArthur - February 01, 2005 - Report this comment
very funny AFW - 555
AFW - February 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank you Stuart
alvin rhodes - February 01, 2005 - Report this comment
nice job on this one...5s
AFW - February 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank you Alvin

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