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Song Parodies -> "Stuck in Dark Ages"

Original Song Title:

"Luck Be A Lady"

Original Performer:

Guys And Dolls (Musical)

Parody Song Title:

"Stuck in Dark Ages"

Parody Written by:

FTFFFTRRRR

The Lyrics

A crazed and lazy Trunt
Is a Vlad Putin tout
He’s a racist and a rapist
Of that that there is not any doubt
The suckers pay his fees
They relinquish their bucks
Freely and mindlessly hand them over
The grifted witless schmucks

Their heads are up their MAGA
The place that’s bathed in shade
It’s Dark there, like the Ages when light fades

Trunt is a racist and blight
Trunt is a rapist and blight
Trunt is a traitor giving aid to our enemies
Trunt is a traitor and blight

Trunt is no gentleman, he
Is a pig as all can see
He’ll blow away the liberty we’ve always lived with
Trunt’s treacherous as can be

He’s laden with hacks the Supreme Court
And they green-light all of his vice
Black robes don’t hide the fact they’re injustice stooge-goons
With thugs he plans to load up ICE
His crime family’s doing alright
Junior snorts powder that’s white
Scum of the earth are his spawn, every one a criminal
Trunt is a name that means shite

Trunt’s gonna pardon the creeps
That attacked cops and tried to hang his VEEP
Because he loves these thugs and domestic terrorists
Trunt’s slaves on their bellies creep
Slump to their knees, bending deep

The country soon will have no resort
To stop the dictator’s vice
More than 200 years of liberty are doomed
All of our freedom’s will be iced
Christian Nazionalists fight
Our First Amendment rights
Theocrat crazies will treat women worse than ISIS
Stuck with a racist
Stuck in Dark Ages
Stuck where embarked are our rights
Trunt means a Dark Ages blight
Trunt is a traitor. Indict!

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