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Song Parodies -> "Mister Whipple"

Original Song Title:

"Makin' Whoopee"

Original Performer:

Guy Kahn

Parody Song Title:

"Mister Whipple"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Pop Culture icon
In days long bygone
A recurring role played he
Each day on TV
In ads for TP
As Mr Whipple.

Bespeckled guy
With mustache groomed.
Wearing an apron
Holding a broom
Became well known as
That grocery store spaz
Called Mr Whipple.

Picture a little love fest
TP haus fraus fondling
Picture insane freak ob-sessed
Shrilly admonishing.

Found it alarmin'
When folks squeezed Charmin
Then closet squeezer
Proved to be
A major issue
With toilet tissue
Had Mr Whipple.

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

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 5   4

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Guy - November 23, 2007 - Report this comment
A fine tribute to Actor Dick Wilson who passed away Monday 19 Nov 2007 at the ripe old age of 91. I'm sure he won't mind if I squeeze a few 5s out of his bathroom tissue for you.
alvin - November 23, 2007 - Report this comment
aw, that was sweet
AFW - November 23, 2007 - Report this comment
Good squeeze, here
PMS - November 24, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks Guy, alvin and AFW

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