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Song Parodies -> "Tydia, The Fat Nude Lady (Part Two)"

Original Song Title:

"Lydia, The Tattoed Lady"

Original Performer:

Groucho Marx

Parody Song Title:

"Tydia, The Fat Nude Lady (Part Two)"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

In researching this lyric, I discovered there was more than one version...this is that you pronounce it right, Tydia rhymes with Lydia
Hot coffee, she would always perk us,
Her name was Tydia
I met her at a dog show. she came in second
First place went to her sister, Shorty

Ah, Tydia,
She has the most glorious features,
Ever un-do-o-one..
Mae West, Roseanne, and
All rolled into bun

Tydia, oh Tydia
That's my plush pet, Tydia
Tydia, the fat nude lady
Just the size that I adore so
With a snore-so, even more so..

Tydia, oh Tydia, I'll never get rid a' ya'
Not even tho' you can't see your shoes,
It's tattoed, my name, on your big butt-eroos..
It keeps me in stitches, gives you black and blues
Told tattoo artist, my name was "Kick Me"
Gets kicked a lot, my Tydia..

La la la, la la la, la la la, la la la

When her robe is unclasped,
Men grow wide eyed and gasp:
"Gal, is that all you, under there?"
She takes group therapy, by herself, she, the group is,
Could fit twenty-three in her underwear...

La la la, la la la, la la la, la la la

Oh, Tydia, oh Tydia, love both ends, and the mid a' ya..
Oh, Tydia, my fat nude lady
You're a big bunch like the Brady..
In the sunlight, you're my shady..

Tydia, oh Tydia, must tell what I did ta' ya'
Sweet Tydia, my fat nude lady
On the first night we met, borrowed a truck, took you home
Made a slight little goof on your mattress of foam,
Your navel's an innie..Will took it on home..
Another good spot on Tydia..

La la la, la la la, la la la, la la la

In Monopoly, she is yours, if you pass go,
Don't stand nowhere near her, when she passes gas-tho'
Should you take her swimming, and she dives in the Amazon
Do not stand under..the side..where the dam is on..

La la la, la la la, la la la, la la la

Tydia, you are so..very amphibious
On land or water, I hump on your nibbya's
Love the way that you wiggle your lumbar
When I get you all loaded at some bar..

(whistles) La la la, la la la, la la la, la la la

Oh Tydia, oh Tydia..sometimes I just kid-a-ya
Oh Tydia, you vamp best of all
You p.o'd my dog, Rex when you ate his treet
You shake hands with legs, and make begs for the meat,
You might make me back up, but I'll not retreat..
It's you that I'll marry, Tydia..

I said, Tydia
(He said, Tydia)
They said, Tydia
(We said, Tydia)
La la !!

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Timmy1000 - October 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Out-groucho's Groucho on this one.
TJC - October 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Fives for your 'fatuous' fable!
metaphorsbwithu - October 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Love all Groucho's songs. Nice follow up here. A little over the top in having her compete for Rex's treets but much much fun here. Great job! :-D 555
Frightened Turtle - October 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Amphibious? Get her out of my ocean, before she splashes all the water out of it!
Fiddlegirl - October 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Such entertaining Tyd-bits throughout! ;)
Andy Primus - October 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Another hilarious one - especially the dog show
Christie Marie M - October 02, 2009 - Report this comment
You're livin' large with Tydia! She had gained another 555 lbs!
alvin - October 02, 2009 - Report this comment
a funny song...made even funnier
AFW - October 03, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, all

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