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Song Parodies -> "Tydia, The Fat Nude Lady"

Original Song Title:

"Lydia, The Tatooed Lady"

Original Performer:

Groucho Marx

Parody Song Title:

"Tydia, The Fat Nude Lady"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Oh Tydia, oh Tydia,
I can't forget Tydia
Tydia, the fat nude lady

She's got blubber on her torso,
Love her more-so
Than a floor show..

Oh Tydia, oh Tydia,
I'm glad I met Tydia
Tydia, queen of cellulite
Sports a butt like the stern of a caribou
Cells that hang like the Bells of St. Mary do
If you're drunk and can't walk, she will carry you
She's good and hot, sweet Tydia..

Looks like I'm whale-in, when sailin' or by land
She's my peni-'sula, big-'ger than an island
Her bath at home holds as much as the Amazon
She tweaks my peek and I am-a-gone.

She will give a long glance at her mounds of romance
To any generous feller, there..
For ten bucks, or a five, her great hulk comes alive,
She'll start shaking and quaking her belly, there..

Oh Tydia, oh Tydia, big lakes, will sweat, Tydia,
Tydia, my atomic bomb..
She has hidden spaces, no map ever traces on charts
She carries her excess in big shopping carts
And such a big lady, that she has three hearts!
Each one beats for me, my Tydia..
Tydia, I hugely love you...

Oh Tydia, I hugely love you..


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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 8

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Christie Marie M - September 11, 2009 - Report this comment
It must be jam 'cuz jelly don't shake like that! I some TV shows, I've seen obese ladies who are belly dancers. I remember watching "The Gong Show-really bizarre act-trust me" on YouTube where this fat lady in her bikini was dancing and Jamie Farr was hiding himself under the blanket. I could imagine that would be "Tydia"! A special song for one BBW! Her body fat must've been 555%!
tightLady - September 11, 2009 - Report this comment
Sir L'Air, it sounds as though you've been to the ~FAT LADY~ Saloon here in Oakland, CA ? ! ? Above the Oak Victorian bar, hangs a painting of a nudeVictorian Lady of sumptuous measurements , Lord Cell-U-Ate
Fiddlegirl - September 11, 2009 - Report this comment
You always make me laugh... But what will sweet Eileen say when she finds out?
metaphorsbwithu - September 11, 2009 - Report this comment
Loved all the Groucho numbers in the Marx Brothers movies. I can hear him singing this which makes it even more amusing. I actually listened to this parody in my pajamas. How it got into my pajamas I'll never know. :-D Great job!
TJC - September 11, 2009 - Report this comment
Hello... I must be going--to vote 5's!
AFW - September 11, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Christie..Gong Show..yeah, good old're right that was her..and thanks, LCC..Fat Lady Saloon..sounds like my kind of place, except I don't drink anymore..and thanks, fg...ya' got me there...we'll work it out...and thanks, Meta...yeah, classic, and great old Groucho one liner..fine adaption, here...and thanks, TJC...another classic Groucho line

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