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Song Parodies -> "Hillary, The Lib'ral Lady"
Original Song Title:
"Lydia, The Tattooed Lady"
Original Performer:
Groucho Marx
Parody Song Title:
"Hillary, The Lib'ral Lady"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
Hillary, oh Hillary, that blonde bombshell Hillary
Hillary The Lib'ral Lady
Flaunts a style the Dems relate to
Some hate, too..ex-Prez mate, too
Hillary, oh Hillary, one half of team, Billary
Oh Hillary won't eat humble stew..
On her back is Obama,..who's never through
Behind him, McCain,..a Bush clone old, not new
She keeps blowing smoke..at their red, white, and blue
Much pizzazz has got dear Hillary..
La-la-la...la-la-la
La-la-la...la-la-la
All her platform's unfurled
She seeks leading the world,
Promising low cost health-a-care..
Hatched a plan, "93" but, failed miserably
Lies somewhere deep down in the Delaware..
La-la-la...la-la-la
La-la-la...la-la-la
Oh, Hillary, sweet Hillary, "Don't Say Die" Hillary
Hillary The Lib'ral Lady
She keeps pantsuitin'..slacks'in
While, Obama, she's axin'
Diggin' up the Wright..stuff, faxin'..
Hillary, oh Hillary, she's out for the "Kill-a-ree"
Oh Hillary, her ace won't be trumped
Tho' her game's runnin' low,..still holds cards up her sleeve
Super delegate chips..that she hopes to retrieve
Won't stop casting spells..with her witchery weave
Not about to quit,..is Hillary!
La-la-la...la-la-la
La-la-la...la-la-la
Dedicated, this dame,..Annie Oakley, less rifle
Her hopes run skyward high,..like that Tower Eiffel
Crafty as a leopard,..and strong as an Amazon
Tries to derail,,.fast train that Obama's on
La-la-la...la-la-la
La-la-la...la-la-la
As her and Obama spin wheels..much mud pilin'
Over in the right lane,..old John McCain's smilin'
Independently,..Nader runs quiet
Splitting votes, he may..still cause a riot..
La-la-la...la-la-la
La-la-la...la-la-la
Hillary, oh Hillary's..has pumped up capillary
Must admire her "will"ary..of steel
If she can dodge bullets..on Bosnian soil
Shed tears on cue, yet,..be tough in turmoil,
Endure wild Billy boy's..Monica foil
Maybe she'll still be "Prez Hillary!"
I said Hillary...
(He said Hillary...)
They say Hillary...
Some say Hillary, la, la!
Hillary The Lib'ral Lady!
Hillary The Lib'ral Lady
Flaunts a style the Dems relate to
Some hate, too..ex-Prez mate, too
Hillary, oh Hillary, one half of team, Billary
Oh Hillary won't eat humble stew..
On her back is Obama,..who's never through
Behind him, McCain,..a Bush clone old, not new
She keeps blowing smoke..at their red, white, and blue
Much pizzazz has got dear Hillary..
La-la-la...la-la-la
La-la-la...la-la-la
All her platform's unfurled
She seeks leading the world,
Promising low cost health-a-care..
Hatched a plan, "93" but, failed miserably
Lies somewhere deep down in the Delaware..
La-la-la...la-la-la
La-la-la...la-la-la
Oh, Hillary, sweet Hillary, "Don't Say Die" Hillary
Hillary The Lib'ral Lady
She keeps pantsuitin'..slacks'in
While, Obama, she's axin'
Diggin' up the Wright..stuff, faxin'..
Hillary, oh Hillary, she's out for the "Kill-a-ree"
Oh Hillary, her ace won't be trumped
Tho' her game's runnin' low,..still holds cards up her sleeve
Super delegate chips..that she hopes to retrieve
Won't stop casting spells..with her witchery weave
Not about to quit,..is Hillary!
La-la-la...la-la-la
La-la-la...la-la-la
Dedicated, this dame,..Annie Oakley, less rifle
Her hopes run skyward high,..like that Tower Eiffel
Crafty as a leopard,..and strong as an Amazon
Tries to derail,,.fast train that Obama's on
La-la-la...la-la-la
La-la-la...la-la-la
As her and Obama spin wheels..much mud pilin'
Over in the right lane,..old John McCain's smilin'
Independently,..Nader runs quiet
Splitting votes, he may..still cause a riot..
La-la-la...la-la-la
La-la-la...la-la-la
Hillary, oh Hillary's..has pumped up capillary
Must admire her "will"ary..of steel
If she can dodge bullets..on Bosnian soil
Shed tears on cue, yet,..be tough in turmoil,
Endure wild Billy boy's..Monica foil
Maybe she'll still be "Prez Hillary!"
I said Hillary...
(He said Hillary...)
They say Hillary...
Some say Hillary, la, la!
Hillary The Lib'ral Lady!
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Super, AFW - loved the "amazon/Obama's on" rhyme. I've got a couple on the drawing board for this, but not enough material to run through the whole song (I mean, how much can you say about Gadaffi?), so kudos for getting through
I echo Phil's comment
Hillaryous.
As fun as Groucho himself. Loved the "Oakley less rifle / Tower Eiffel" line. Just wish some Oakley had a rifle and would load it up with a tranq dart and pop Nader one. Old Ralphie means well, has done much good, but his previous windmill-tilting did no one any favors, esp. his own concerns. Gah. :-)
the best hillary song of the year
Sir L'Air du Farce, ~Duke oEdge~ this is delightful, tho' it be political; very nice write, Sir! Your words,"witchery weave" match her Scorpio/Halloween sign!
Farce - This is simply thrill-ery. Fresh and original. What Alvin said. If this were about Cheney he'd have a rifle and someone would probably get hit. Maybe Nader with a tranq dart as Stan suggested??? This is one of those parodies that goes the extra mile. Well done.
Thanks, Phil, Jason, John, Stan, Alvin, LCC, and Guy..
Good use of the original song.
A lot of great lines. My faves were the "soil/turmoil" couplet and the Delaware line. I would question calling Hillary a bombshell and calling McCain a Bush clone, and reading the "her and Obama" line (instead of she and Obama) was like listening to fingernails on a chalkboard; but this was a very clever parody.
Phil, about 20 years ago, the Capitol Steps did a parody of this OS about Gaddafi and Libya. It is somewhat amazing to contemplate all of the "free world" leaders who have come and gone, while Gaddafi is still in power.
Phil, about 20 years ago, the Capitol Steps did a parody of this OS about Gaddafi and Libya. It is somewhat amazing to contemplate all of the "free world" leaders who have come and gone, while Gaddafi is still in power.
Thanks, 2Eagle.............
Thanks, John J. I'll bet you're an english teacher, right?....Must admit, that often I stammer with my grammar, and punctuation..not my strong points...interesting about the Gaddafi and Libya parody....I'll have to try to locate it and read...
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