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Song Parodies -> "Red Giant"

Original Song Title:

"Green Giant"

Original Performer:

Green Giant Commercial

Parody Song Title:

"Red Giant"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

50,000 Red troops on E Ukraine border with lots of high-tech weaponry. Putin sending a convoy of "humanitarian" aid. Supplies... or arms for Separatists??? Covert Russian forces inside? No one knows for sure, but I don't think Putin will allow the Separatists to be defeated by the Ukrainian military. A very dangerous time...
Putin doesn't feel so merry
… No! No! No!
Red Giant

50,000 troops are scary
… Go! Go! Go!
Red Giant

Ukraine needs help from West Allies
… Slow! Slow! Slow!
Red Giant

Russian aid or arms for folly?
(time will) … Show! Show! Show!
Red Giant

Putin Defiant....

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

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Jonathan - August 13, 2014 - Report this comment
Giant 5's
Rob Arndt - August 13, 2014 - Report this comment
Thanks Jon and btw, are you gonna write on the "accident???"
Jonathan - August 13, 2014 - Report this comment
hmm... probably not that's more your field and a fine job you do! :)

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