Oh, The A-Word Wind is a nasty wind,
A nasty wind that's from down under
Bad wind that's born beneath the skin
(From) beneath the skin,
Comes The A-Word Wind

Might be refried beans, filtered thru old jeans
It's mission, nasal rape..
If it has a sound when it's outward bound
There's still a chance..that you can escape..

Yes, The A-Word Wind is a nasty wind,
This nasty wind blows from down under
Bad wind that's born beneath the skin..
Beneath the skin, hides The A-Word Wind

Oh, her name was Rose, worked at Taco Belle
A lovely server lass..
My tacos had an exotic smell
Quite soon I learned..it was Spanish gas..

The worst A-Word Wind is a silent wind
A silent wind can strike like thunder,
Noon, night, or morn, the anal sin..
The anal sin..is The A-Word Wind..

The anal sin..is The A-Word Wind..