Bless the Lord in this mall
Upon which I embark
My shopping journey on this Black Friday, early morning
Oh, yeah
Dedicated shoppers
Have camped out since midnight
Hoping to score a spot in line and the deal of their lives

These deals will not last long
The shoppers will stampede
Security will be on call

(Bless the Lord in) My credit card is full
(Bless the Lord in) Good walking shoes are on
(Bless the Lord in) I’m ready to, I’m ready to, I’m ready to, ready to go SHOPPING!

(Hell yeah!)

I found a gift for Mom (gift for Mom)
And something for ol’ Dad (for ol’ Dad)
Only have spent ten bucks so far, but they say, “Knock on wood.”
(Bless the Lord in this mall) Hell yeah
(Bless the Lord in this mall)
I saw the coolest dress (coolest dress)
The last one in my size (in my size)
It fit me like a glove and plus I got it for half off

Today’s my lucky day
I’m checking off my list
One by one as I shop for gifts

(Bless the Lord in) Bless the Lord in this mall
(Bless the Lord in) Upon which I’ve embarked
(Bless the Lord in) Bless the Lord, oh bless the Lord, oh bless the Lord, oh bless the Lord
This mall!

Bless the Lord in this mall
Let Him watch over me
So I do not get jumped
Or tear a ligament
Bless the Lord in this mall
Let Him watch over me
So I do not get jumped
Or tear a ligament

Bless the Lord, Bless the Lord, Bless the Lord, Bless the Lord
Bless the Lord, Bless the Lord, Bless the Lord, Bless the Lord this mall

Bless the Lord in (Bless the Lord in) this mall
Bless the Lord in this mall!