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Song Parodies -> "Shatner, You're a Cuckoo"

Original Song Title:

"Chattanooga Choo Choo"

Original Performer:

Glenn Miller

Parody Song Title:

"Shatner, You're a Cuckoo"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

To William Shatner fans: Call off the dogs...I love "Old Bill", too, but ya' gotta' admit he does set himself up as "Fair Spoof Game"
Pardon me, Bill
For sayin' Shatner You're A Cuckoo
Act twenty nine,
When you go hawkin' PriceLine..
You're gettin' old
And moldy, Shatner You're A Cuckoo
Singin' strange songs,
Boy, you been spaced out too long..

All that Starship Enterprise'n must've loosened your core
If you've had anyalyzin' you could sure use some more
Jigger short a Toddy,
Brain dead, flabby body
Get back on the mark, again..Beam him up, Scotty

Maybe you been sippin' too much sauce at the bar
Star Trek's dead and gone, but you're still stuck on a star
Cobweb's there a lurkin'
You're still Captain Kirk'n
Woo, woo, Shatner you have gone too far..

Way off the track
Your train ain't even at the station
Time has erased
That once so handsome young face
Pitch the hair dye
And show the world your actual grey haired dome
Shatner, You're A Cuckoo
Somebody call up the home
Shatner, You're A Cuckoo
Let's get him back to the home..

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 12

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John Jenkins - May 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Very clever title and a lot of very good lines, like "spaced out too long."
John Barry - May 17, 2005 - Report this comment
What JJ said. My fave: "You're still Captain Kirk'n"
Rick C - May 17, 2005 - Report this comment
My favorite lines; Jigger short a Toddy, Brain dead, flabby body Get back on the mark, again..Beam him up, Scotty. Oh yeah, 555
AFW - May 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, John, John B. and Rick C.
Rex - May 17, 2005 - Report this comment
It's sad, the effects of too much Romulan ale...
alvin rhodes - May 17, 2005 - Report this comment
my favorite of the day....excellent
Kristof Robertson - May 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Absolutely PriceLine...errr, priceless! 555
AFW - May 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Rex, Alvin, and Kristof..
malcolm higgins - May 18, 2005 - Report this comment
fascinating... this captain seems to have a predilection for manipulating others people's lives with his former reputation.. quite logical song though.. 5-5-5
Johnny D - May 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Shatner parodies are hilarious almost by definition. Great job!
AFW - May 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks to Malcom and Johnny D

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