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Song Parodies -> "Elmer's Glue"

Original Song Title:

"Elmer's Tune"

Original Performer:

Glenn Miller

Parody Song Title:

"Elmer's Glue"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

All claimed adhesive uses were verified through web research..
When all your chairs start to wiggle and jiggle the folks,
It ain't no trick to finagle and tighten the spokes,
Just get the fixer-elixir and mend 'em like new
It's called, Elmer's Glue

If there's a crack on the back on your microwave stand,
Your daughter's dolly, named Polly, is missin' a hand,
Or else your neice's prosthesis is broken in two
You need Elmer's Glue

Glue it! Do it!
Don't throw that away,
You can renew it..
Buy it! Try it!
"Stick It, My Friends"
Is the slogan today..

It works on plastics, elastics, or grandfather clocks
Makes silly putty, sounds nutty, just add some borax
Stops blackhead pimples on dimples from botherin' you
Just get Elmer's Glue

Glue it! Do it!
Don't throw that away
You can renew it..
Buy it! Try it!
"Stick it, My Friends"
Is our slogan today..

It's great for cardboard and hardboard or sealin' a keg
One time at SeaWorld it mended a penquin's cracked egg
And if your "Do-likes" are hair spikes, it works for that, too
Can't beat Elmer's Glue

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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

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alvin rhodes - May 16, 2005 - Report this comment
a screamingly funny take on one of my favorite old goofy grandfather was named elmer as is one of my tortoises (who resembles gramps)...5s plus...bravo
AFW - May 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Alvin...Other than Glenn Miller fans, like you and I...don't expect too many ever heard of this chestnut...But,'s always been an old old fave of mine, too...and as stated...those uses, that sound made up...were on web message boards.
Rick C - May 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Sorry I got here late! I swear by this stuff. I'm always saying things like, "Sh*t, this glue s*cks! Good job AFW....5s
jonaco - May 16, 2005 - Report this comment
This really sticks with you! Seriously, I'm probably one of the few under 50 who knows the song...wouldn't this have made a great radio jingle back in the day?
AFW - May 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Rick C. glad you stuck me a vote...Thanks, jonaco...yours is a new name to me...have you been writing here long? Maybe you're a Glenn Miller fan too...
John Lomain - May 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Interesting fun parody.
AFW - May 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, John

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