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Song Parodies -> "Gal In A Zoo"

Original Song Title:

"Kalamazoo"

Original Performer:

Glenn Miller

Parody Song Title:

"Gal In A Zoo"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

I met a gal in Kalamazoo
In a bar on a binge, now she makes me cringe, oo
Oo, oo, oo, oo, oo, oo..
Woke up in bed, bright lights and I knew..
A bag on her head, didn't help, so I said..
"Let's go to the zoo, zoo, zoo, zoo, zoo..

I hailed a taxi, hey!
Took one look at her,
And he sped away..
Heard him screamin'..Drivin' like a demon!
Then I tried hitch hikin'
They all said, "No Way!" (I-J-K-L-M-N-O)

Oh, what a gal, a real stinkeroo!
Guard at the gate,
Told me cage number eight,
His face turnin' blue..
When you're in Michigan,
Drop by to see her Pal,
That gal I took to the zoo,
Zoo, zoo, zoo, zoo, zoo..
Gal In A Zoo!
G (G)
A (A)
L-I-N-A-Z-O

Oh, what a gal..A real stinkeroo!
If you're in Michigan, drop by to see her, Pal
That Gal In A Zoo..
Zoo, zoo, zoo, zoo, zoo, zoo, zoo, zoo, zoo..
Gal In A Zoo!



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