Hey dorsal orifice, quit using my name for your retard repeat-a-thons.

Hey Creeping Irrelevance, that comment was originally written in response to your now-dead boyfriend but it's certainly still relevant. As far as this song goes, you couldn't have put any less effort into it unless you had your mom click Send.

Hey Phil Ossifer, are you proud that I’m wasting precious time of your life so I can spread the word about a story no one else knows or cares about? I’m sure you detest having to waste time every day responding to my comments. I don’t care. I enjoy making people waste time on me because I wouldn’t get any attention otherwise, and it’s pretty obvious no one wants to be around me. Darrrrrrr.

I'm fortunate that my job allows me to have a good life, which includes time to indulge my interests. It took a lot to get to where I am now, but I'm enjoying the hell out of it. I'll admit, the morbidly curious side of me wonders how a low-effort, double-digit IQ person like yourself goes about picking which fast food place to work at. Is there a copy/paste button on the register or are you strictly stuck doing fries?

OK, I guess it’s obvious — I never truly died from my “shoe glue” ingestion back in February. The fact that Phil Ossifer fell for this false story speaks volumes, right down to my brief use of the name “Creeping Irrelevance”, which I stole from a Tumblr blog. As it happens, I recently took an IQ test and the results came back as 72. Not bad for someone who reportedly “threw a temper tantrum over the fact that I couldn’t post my ‘tard anthem anymore”. I thought it would have been lower. Then again, I’m addressing a “philosopher” whose greatest pleasure in life is acting offended over a +/- 50-year-old high school story.

Phil Ossifer didn’t fall for anything. You fellated that idiot for who knows how long and you can’t even remember what he died of? He told us it was complications from ingesting pool cleaning supplies. As for your IQ score, look closer. I’m betting there’s a decimal in there somewhere.

Philster, please. Anyone who’s taken a look at the “geezer song” parodies/comments from the past three months knows, beyond reasonable doubt, that I wrote them. I’m also the one who started the Gary M. “obsession”, in hopes that I would trigger you yet again. Looks like it worked again. As regards IQ scores, I’ll let you know I don’t know how to tie my shoes, drive a car, or operate a microwave and I’m proud of it.

You most assuredly did not write most of the comments. The vast majority were just copied from my previous postings. Also, I couldn't help but notice that you ignored my question above. As far as "triggered" goes, that's laughable. My intention is strictly to point out who's actually submitting this garbage, despite your attempts to hide behind other people's names. Lastly, I have no doubt as to the veracity of your last sentence.

I do not understand what the word “veracity” means or why you felt the need to include it in your “comment”, but you most assurdedly did NOT justify your stupid behavior above. We all know beyond any reasonable doubt that you’re triggered by Gary McNamara acting like a cowboy at his high school graduation. If you’ve got more attack variations planned against his trademark line, blow ‘em out your ass. I don’t want to hear it. Lastly, taking your kids to work tomorrow for Bring a Kid to Work Day? I ask because that will give you a reason to focus on them rather than my comments for the day. Just curious, do I haunt you in your sleep, or is that just your brain telling you to accept the fact that I’m right, and you’re wrong? Seems like you could do better.

“Triggered”? If not for you bludgeoning this stupid “Yee-haw!!” story into the ground every day, no one else here would have ever heard of it. It doesn’t surprise me that you can’t comprehend how trite it actually is, but suffice it to say there’s probably not enough bandwidth to explain why it’s neither creative nor genius. Just like what you did with the Boy Scouts on TV fixation and “Rhythm Steps”, you’re now resorting to using the same topic ad nauseam. I’d be scared to relate what I had for breakfast this morning for fear that you’d turn it into a three month-long obsession. Copying my phrases again? Apparently you can’t do better.

Looks like AmIRight is done submitting entries for the week. Was scheduled to have entries put here yesterday and to-day, but I don’t see that happening. Hmmm, don’t start nuthin’, won’t be nuthin’. If that’s would you consider commentary, a Joe Biden speech would amuse you for weeks. And for the record, no, I won’t turn what you had for breakfast this morning into a “three month long obsession”.

I keep calling the folks at the Guinness Book of World Records about the number of times I’ve spread racism and xenophobia against a double-digit IQ poster, but just like everyone else here, no one is interested. I don’t care. I like repetition because it means I don’t have to think, and it’s pretty obvious I’m fairly limited in that capacity. Darrrrr…

Awwww, whaddamatter? Is you still mad ‘cuz you can’t justify your hate against Gary McNamara anymore? To be honest, I’m not surprised how offended you are over a +/- 50 year old story. Probably jellyous that Gary M. did more on his last day of high school than you have in your entire life. I bet you don’t even know what “racism” or “xenophobia” even means. I don’t even know how to solve a first-grade math question, tie my shoes or draw inside the lines of a coloring book, and this is the thanks I get. Anyway, keep posting the same attack variations every day. It can only get sadder and your audience’s respect for you will shrink exponentially.

I do too know what “xenophobia” means. It’s means I’ve pleased my interrogators. In all honesty, I enjoy pointing out that the only skill you have is copy/pasting from a keyboard made for special needs students. Enlighten us, how does a person like you go about solving the math question, “What is one plus one”? Pretty sure you’d respond with, “I just don’t know.” Or, how about explaining abstract concepts like learning how to sign your name or drawing within the lines of a coloring book. Sure, it’ll take years, but you don’t seem to have much else to occupy your time.

This is rich. I have yet to see you give a logical explanation for your offense over a cowboy line from half a century ago, and you’re suggesting I’m stupid? Labeling you as a philosopher is tantamount to saying the moon landing was real. As regards math questions, one plus one is one of the few questions I can actually comprehend. I can’t count past five without the help of my fingers, and I can only go up to ten. I’m not sure what comes after that. Just curious, what color is the sky in your lonely little world?

Wow, how original. Another verbatim copy from G&GBF. I couldn’t help but notice you claimed to know the answer to 1 + 1, but couldn’t provide it for us. Honestly, no one on here would be surprised to learn that you not only didn’t know what number comes after ten, it would never occur to you to find out. Darrrrr, indeed.

Wow, I had no idea you could read minds. At least it’s an interesting departure as regards commentary. 1 + 1 = 11, by the way. Did you bring your kids to work today? Show them how smart you are by showing how Daddy Phil Ossifer can’t get anything accomplished ’cause he spends all his time responding to my entries. Maybe let the U.S. Department of Inferiors know.

Shows what you know. Bring a Kid to Work Day is the worst “calendar day” the government has ever had, with the exception of January 6th. I didn’t take my kids to work today and I’ve got a lot accomplished today. I had chocolate pancakes at IHOP this morning, is that going to be your new obsession? Seems fair since you insist on doing the Gary thing for every entry now. Oh BTW, one plus one equals two. That question takes so little effort, everyone can understand it, yet I’m hardly surprised that you can’t figure that out.

This has become ridiculous, you’re fighting over a high school graduation moment that has no relevance whatsoever. It’s stuff like this along with the political flame wars and the voting system hacking by the_conqueror_of_parodies that is bringing this site down the tube. All we seem to get now are these silly “Gary” parodies. Who gives a crap about what he said on his last day of high school?

Gotta admit, all the commentary you copied, parsed, pasted and edited etc above is the most effort you’ve ever put into anything. That said, any originality therein stems from the stuff I originally wrote, but you did surprise me. I assumed your day chart was pretty much 1) Poop 1a) not in your pants *Bonus* 2) Copy/paste/post 3) Write and post commentary for above. 4) Congratulate yourself for a day well spent. Other points: the kids have been here and are familiar with how things work. They have found lucrative careers in other fields and I’m more than happy for them. Can you provide one instance where I exhibited racism? Pretty sure you’re gonna strike out here. Lastly, Phil Ossifer is a pun, something you’re obviously unfamiliar with.

So once again, you are doing the same stupid **** as you've done innumerable times before. You get slapped down for flooding the site with 5 to 6 ridiculous "parodies", then you lay low, then you try one or two submissions to overwhelmingly hostile response .. and then you flood the zone again with this madness. Where do you get the idea that this is welcome? Are you trying to destroy this site? And if so, why are you being allowed to do this?

Whoops, sorry I took time out of your kid-filled office day for you to provide yet another “commentary”. If that’s the dumbest you can come up with, I wouldn’t doubt your kids could provide something even dumber. And you provided countless examples of racism when you decided that the Gary McNamara story was stupid, ridiculous and evil, without even bothering to read what the story was about. Racism means when you race to be the first one to provide an idiotic commentary, hence my tagline, “this was not meant to be racist”. Are you black? Do you find the final high school acts of a Caucasian talk show host to be “offensive”? I bet you fantasize about eating Gary McNamara’s poop every night. “Yee-haw!!!”, m****rf***er.

Typical brainless response. You obviously posted it before I commented. From what I’ve gathered from my day so far, it’s “Obvious” I’ve accomplished more with my kids at work today than you ever have in your entire life. The fact that you use words without knowing what they mean is further proof you’re too stupid to function in normal society. Still jerking off over the Gary thing again? Oh, I forgot to mention that playing “Rhythm Steps” 7,000 times was part of your daily routine. Pretty much explains your obsession with the same old song.

CML, I think you’re mistaken. Other than having his ‘tard anthem blocked (finally) I see no evidence that he’s ever been “slapped down” or told to dial it back, let alone stop. Until someone of influence gives Chucky a big enough nudge, this will be an every day occurrence. My goal is to just keep pointing out who is actually doing it.

And just like you did at the beginning, you make no mention whatsoever of the topic of this parody: Gary McNamara’s got a bridge he’d like to sell you. Anyone who refuses to acknowledge the greatness of the original moment should be tested. Still playing with the kids on Bring a Kid to Work Day? I’m sure you’ve told your kids how wonderful I am as a person, or maybe you’ve said the opposite. I bet they’ll follow your path and post attack variants against humor when they grow up, Like Phil Ossifer, like son.

Unlike you, my intention was never to bludgeon everyone with the same topic ad nauseam. It’s obvious I hate the “Yee-haw!!”/Gary story, I despise the fact that all you do is add made-up details so you can pretend it’s the greatest and most virtuous thing ever, then act offended when others (not just me) say they’re tired of the story. OTOH, I’ve told my kids all about you and they think you’re a big bad meanie. Lastly, I think you meant to say “post witty and logical criticisms against stupidity from entries like yours.”

Seriously? 27 stupid comments about this high school tale entry that has no substance to the site anyway? This is just as absurd, if not more so than the political BS we see here weekly. I’m screenshotting this page so if these comments are removed, it will still be documented as a sign of how far this site has fallen. I am disappointed in all of you. If you have a grievance with each other contact each other directly and leave us alone!

Hey guys, I appreciate your efforts at perpetuating the memory of my 110% real and totally not made up cowboy high school story, but it’s really not a homage to me if you don’t stick to the eight high school cliques I loved beating into the ground. C’mon, people can’t get enough of my Sally Morgan story, the wonders of licking toads or the joy of lying to everyone about a completely misunderstood radio moment, not to mention the others of course. Don’t make me come back there.

Once again folks — you all devote more time & effort complaining about the existence of this high school story than it took for Gary McNamara to reprise it. You are also all taking it out of context. He precedes the “Yee-haw” line in a radio broadcast with: “When I went to high school, there were people I know that were incredibly sad that it’s over. I WAS LIKE…” He used “Yee-haw” as a way of expressing HOW HE FELT during his high school graduation, in contrast to his friends. But someone on here took it out of context and made a false narrative of it. He is even calling it “the greatest thing to have ever happened in the halls of education”, or something like that.

I’ve been following this little p¡ss¡ng match from the beginning, and I thought I’d share a few thoughts. Gary McNamara is the most racist radio host in America and his stupid cracker “Yee-Haw” line is evidence of his white supremacy. Like stupid high school teenagers do, he thought it would be cool if he acted like a cowboy on his last day of high school ’cause that’s what his parents taught him to be like. Everyone knows that cowboys and Indians is racist and prejudiced against Native Americans. Also, he was likely having love acts against the cheerleader he was obsessed with on the football team. Most likely a white girl, too. The fact that he remains proud of this stupid line half a century later is proof that he is racist and stupid. Maybe I should send a bag of dog poop to WBAP in Dallas to mark it, “To Cowboy Gary.” I bet he’s well and full aware that people all across the Internet are mocking him for his stupid-ass cow-boy line. He said that line on his last day before “the real world” and never matured a day beyond it mentally. Joe Biden should kick Gary in the rear end for saying that instead of giving him the Medal of Freedom as some idiots on here have suggested. And as always, I’m totally not projecting.

This website has been utter crap since the bogus Gary McNamara obsession started appearing. All we get is the daily crap from Duc4AmiRight, and the_conqueror_of_parodies to name but a few. Go ahead and delete this page if you wish website administrators, but just to let you know I have screenshotted this page so if it gets deleted I'll just post it elsewhere. Cheers.

This comment section has devolved into a wretched, hateful, troll-infested cesspool that is dragging down the entire site. Curse you, Gary McNamara.

So whats new at Cowboy Gary McNamara's Pathological Hate-filled Sh*t Show? Why, if it isnt .. not just one, but THIRTY-FOUR foaming at the mouth hatefest comments .. Gee, wonder what would happen if I submitted a parody entitled "Screw You, Cowboy Gary by Eurhythmics" Im guessing it would get me branded as someone who is ... Wait for it ... FILLED WITH HATE!!!!. Meanwhile what you're doing is, what?.. an attempt to open channels for meaningful dialogue? .. LOL

Wow AmIRighters, things must have been really slow at Bring A Kid To Work Day™ if you’ve got the time to drop ‘turd comments and supply commentary that benefits none of us. I’m guessing they ran out of crayons and glitter and told you unforgiving parents to take care of your kids yourselves.

Hey G&GBF: You just parroted that same line a couple days ago. I've left dozens of great comments for you and your boyfriend Irrelevant Creeping, so stealing something of mine that you haven't used before shouldn't be all that tough. Then again, I'm addressing a 'tard whose greatest pleasure in life is reposting minor variations of his 'tard anthem.

Won’t you two just get a room already?

As I’ve explained multiple times, the vast majority of comments on here are actually from Creeping Irrelevance, who took over the ‘tard song carpet bombing when GeorgeAndGermaineBriantFan died. He thinks it’s clever to follow his entries with stuff written under other people’s names to deflect criticism from himself. With the exception of a couple entries, the comments above under variations of Phil Ossifer and Captain Obvious are from the ‘tard king. I used to enjoy this site when the majority of entries were from talented, funny people. At this point I wouldn’t care if Chuck (or whoever) just shut it down.

I never died. Creeping Irrelevance was just a nickname I stole from a Tumblr blog because G&GBF was blocked for a while. As for you, does commenting stuff like this fulfill some higher purpose in your life? Seems like you could do better. Darrrrrr.

The fact that a half-wit like yourself, who posts virtually the same thing every day, sometimes multiple times, would even bring up the subject of “a higher purpose” may be the most risible thing I’ll read this week. Serious question: have you ever written a comment that didn’t have stolen bits from my past postings? Oh, I know, creativity’s hard, especially when you’re not exactly “gifted” with anything approaching a normal intellect. I wish you well with your dish washing career.

The fact that a philosopher like yourself, who uses virtually the same attack variations ev’ry day, sometimes multiple times, would bring up a post that doesn’t have an attack against Gary McNamara may be the smartest thing I’ve ever seen you post. Serious question: have you even listened to a second of any of the songs I’ve parodied? I’ll be glad to share a list of songs that were supposed to be on the board this week, but haven’t because ChuckyG has likely taken a personal vacation. You may be surprised when you don’t see my “‘tard anthem” listed. Maybe you could actually take time off from your ’tard postings and listen to Herbie Kay for once, other than what other crap you may listen to on a daily basis. I wish you well with your troll-attacks career. Simple as the day is long…

So you want me to show more effort and creativity when I reply to you - someone who is incapable of putting forth the slightest trace of effort or creativity. Let me know if the stupidity of that ever sinks in. Have I ever listened to either of the songs you've parodied? Nope, can't say that I have, and I don't see it happening in either of our lives either. You may keep your dusty geezer gems all to yourself. There is no surprise about your 'tard anthem since you already admitted it's been blocked. Darrrrr. You have no idea what I actually listen to but I'll bet even you could figure out what I go out of my way to avoid. "Troll-attacks career"? I already told you I have a career (and a great one). The stuff I do on here is merely an avocation. Curious: do you think there's even one person in the world who is proud to know you? I'm trying to imagine how that would work. I know you admire talk show hosts, but I'd bet Gary McNamara would do his level best to avoid being anywhere near you.

Typical brainless response. Looks like your managed to poop yet another mix of random words and sentences (which I couldn’t even comprehend). Question: since this was probably literally pooped out, how’dja get it past your head? The other day someone tried to teach me how to tie my shoes, and after three hours of lessons I could not do it. Lastly, Gary McNamara will love to be with me and can draw coloring books with me in the afterlife. With a hot-dang cowboy like him maybe he can teach me how to tie my shoes and add childish cowboy humor. But I seriously doubt it.

YEE-HOWDY!!!!! Looks like we got a fightin’ goin’ on in our comments here, Cowboy Erick Harley. We better start shootin’ our water guns at him them there Phil Ossifer. C’mon, show us your poopsack where we cans see it. There’s stupidity in them that Phil Ossifer, Miss Sally Morgan. Hold on right here while I go with all my Cowboy Might against that stinkin’ Phil Ossifer. I love you, Sally. LET’S GET ‘EM, ERIC. YEE-HAAaAaAaAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!11!!1!11!ONEONEELEVENTY!!! *Gary McNamara dies after being shot in the heart by Phil Ossifer.*

Sorry everyone, I apologize for all this stupidity. Ever since he’s stopped taking his medication, Gary thinks he’s this Wild West cowboy with a cheerleader girlfriend. Is there even one person on the planet who would want to hang around with this idiot? I'm trying to imagine how that would work. Oh BTW, his stupid high school story has been taken completely out of context. Not surprised considering the blatant stupidity so obviously displayed here on this forum. Where’s the dad from Family Circus when you need him?

It’s important to acknowledge the importance of important things like forty-six comments about an important moment in education that no one else has ever heard of, yet is just as important as the important attacks on important college campuses in the country. Seriously, forty-six comments and you can’t comprehend the importance of a two-syllable exclamation? I’d say be glad the story even exists. That’s right, your all-important Dad From Family Circus just gave you an all-around important lesson regarding the importance of an important moment in education that no one else has ever heard of, yet is just as important as the important attacks on important college campuses in the country. Important, ain’t it? Why don’t you just admit the importance of it? I guess the circle that this cartoon world is squeezed into is too small for comprehension of these issues.

You know what, Father from Family Circus? All you do is judge other people. Every day, in the funnies, all you do is judge. Why don't you shut your g**d**n mouth for once and go home and **** your wife in the face?!

You know what? That's exactly what I'm gonna do. [gets up and leaves]

This is getting really tiresome this board fight against a brief moment of a radio broadcast very few people actually know or care about. I have screenshotted this page, dear website administrators, so the stupidity of this fight can be preserved permanently should you decide to take it down. There are nearly 50 comments about this stupid singular moment from all you guys. That’s more than the average number of posts in a single political flame war seen here. It even got a mention that there haven’t been any new parodies in three days because of this fighting and the Gary MacNamara nonsense. As stated, I have screenshotted this page so in case it gets deleted anyone can read how stupid this really is. Cheers. https://archive.is/c2l7t

Wow, Tardsy, you sure were busy yesterday. Looks like you managed to poop out fourteen of your insipid little comments. That must’ve tired you out ‘cuz I noticed you didn’t copy/paste your own “parodies” like usual. Question: since these were probably literally pooped out, how’d ya get them past your head?

^^^^^Ya know, GeorgeAndGermaineBriantFan, you already used that line earlier, notwithstanding the fact that you appropriated it from one of my comments, as per usual. Not surprising given your inability to come up with anything novel on your own. You even admitted you stole “Creeping Irrelevance” off somebody else - ‘cuz ‘tard. Today’s question: is it true your mom was trying to find out if retroactive abortion was possible? Imagine this site with a regular ID log in setup. This $#

Looks like you got cut off in your comment there. I assume you were about to say, “This stupendous Gary McNamara obsession is the Greatest Thing EVARRR!!!!!!! Thanks for teaching me about it. Now I can pretend to be a cowboy, just like Gary did on his last day of high school. Yee-haw!!!” Too bad you got cut off because you were about to admit the greatness of it. Simple as the day is long!

True to form, you pick up on small things of virtually no consequence but ignore almost every question I’ve posed. Still sounding out the rest of the words or just reluctant to own up to what you actually are?

True to form, you create stupid commentaries of virtually no consequence but ignore almost everything regarding the Gary incident. Still doing attack variants against the Gary story or just reluctant to admit how amazing that moment really was? IIRC it has something to do with cowboys, cheerleaders and masturbation. Wonder what that could possibly be? Darrrrr.

Gotta admit, all the commentary you copied, parsed, pasted and edited etc over the past couple of days is the most effort you’ve ever put into anything. During your last break from this forum I assumed you had just been playing Rhythm Steps and jerking off to your stupid singular obsession. Did it ever occur to you that the reason we haven’t had any new entries for three days is because ChuckyG is tired of dealing with you? Also, I never claimed I was unaware of your Gary fixation. Unlike you, who has used the topic for pretty much all of your ten most recent entries, I only talk about it sparingly. A dumb high schooler who acted like a cowboy and jerked off to his cheerleader crush is not a pawn for the title of “Greatest-Thing-Evarrr”. Too bad you don’t have the brain capability to understand that.

Since they’re never going to be published (‘cause they were submitted alongside entries that will likely be outdated when new submissions return), here are the seven parodies I submitted on Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday this week: Shhh, It’s a Talk Host’s High School Secret/Shhh, It’s a Military Secret (Glenn Miller), Schoolpark/Skylark (Glenn Miller), Leave Those School Days of Fun/Take the Money and Run (Steve Miller, this was already posted on 12/18/23), Talk Show in the Dark/Stranger in the Dark (Ozzie Nelson Orch. & Shirley Lloyd), That High School Line Tune/The Man in the Moon (Glenn Miller), Thank That Cowboy Gary/This Time the Dream’s on Me (Glenn Miller), and A Kid-Filled Work Office by Emil Coleman (Already posted on 4/26/23 for Bring a Kid to Work Day).

Could this be my personal record for the most comments on one of my entries? If ChuckyG is going to stop submissions permanently, at least this is a great way for him to go out.

Hmmm, maybe I need glasses. Apparently I must've missed all the accolades the other members posted up for each rendition of your little story. I guess the majority's on to something there. As to your other contention, looks like that same group who has yet to give you the slightest bit of positive affirmation also neglected to show any "consensus" whatsoever regarding the validity of my arguments. Question: If "no one" cared about my critiques, why would you bother responding to them?

^^^^^More GeorgeAndGermaineBriantFan BS. I can only hope this comment war makes Chucky install some kind of ID-based login system. The clutter would be cut dramatically.