-> "Real Burger Meat To Chew Chew"
Original Song Title:
"The Chattanooga Choo Choo"
Parody Song Title:
"Real Burger Meat To Chew Chew"
The Lyrics
Down with the soy,
Give us real burger meat to chew chew
Additives, nein!
Old imitation ain't fine..
People aren't sheep,
Don't try to treat us like we're doo doo
Hey, FDA
High time, a fair game. you play...
Walk in any super market, check out section that's froze
Take time to read ingredients, you'll turn up your nose..
In fine print it's hidden
Junk should be forbidden
Fancy package, cellophane,
Quality skiddin'...
Meat plants now get by with poison-ing, legally
Mixing cheaper, pockets deeper, profits run free
We're not just a whiner,
We're right on the niner
Legitimately have a beef, but not as a diner
Time to do some whistle blowing, congressmen, jar
This is why those special interests are where they are
Halls of Congress, strollin'
In the dough, they're rollin'
All you burger heisters - gone too far
Time for showdowns,..
Protest and mut'ny at the markets
Forward and aft
Tired of getting the shaft
People, let's go..
Rise up and shake n' rattle DC's Dome
Fight for burger meat - not poo poo,
Real beef to chew chew at home
(Yeah)..
Real beef to chew chew at home
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