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Song Parodies -> "Flashin' Thirty-Two"

Original Song Title:

"Elmer's Tune"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Glenn Miller

Parody Song Title:

"Flashin' Thirty-Two"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

What makes a salesman successful,
An actor find parts?
What makes the girlfriends more "yes-ful"
In giving their hearts?
It's not the weather, shoe leather,
Or style comin' through..
(It's) flashin' thirty-two

What makes a dentist resent us,
Can't show off his pride
How does a waitress who's date-less
Draw guys to her side?
It's not the tan or her manner
That brings on the crew..
(It's) flashin' thirty-two

Moony..Clooney,
George knows how to make
The women swoony..
Pill-like, thrill-like..
Makes widows spring for..high priced funerals

What caps a photo and pleases,
When cheese is the word?
What turns a geek guy to sleek guy,
No longer a nerd?
What's really something, the one thing
That makes dreams come true..
(It's) Flashin' thirty-two

So flair a dimple, it's simple
As red white and blue..
Flash your thirty-two

Flash your thirty-two

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Old Man Ribber - September 15, 2011 - Report this comment
AFW - This certainly made me smile. And...thanks for using this great old song. ;D
John Barry - September 15, 2011 - Report this comment
Can't give you 32, but 15.

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