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Song Parodies -> "In the Loo (Incontinental Congress)"

Original Song Title:

"In the Mood"

Original Performer:

Glenn Miller

Parody Song Title:

"In the Loo (Incontinental Congress)"

Parody Written by:

Warren Baker

The Lyrics

I love the rhythm of this song, and it seemed a natural for this parody. I think it's a pretty apt summation of what a lot of us are feeling.
What’s the dealie daddy you congressional guys
What’s the matter, maybe you’ve got cataract eyes
I’ll just tell you, sonny, were you listenin’ at all?
Incontinental Congress leaves a mess in the hall.
So we see the chaos when two parties are rude
It seems our country’s waitin’
While you’re in the loo.

First we tell you firmly that we wanted a change
Then we said don’t let us lose our home on the range
And we know recovery will take us some time
With both aisles a screamin’ out their partyin’ line
Well, now our representatives are all on the spot
It’s time to get to business
Or get off the pot

In the loo
That’s where they’re sittin’
In the loo
It’s kind of fittin’
In the loo
The stink has thickened
Our country’s waitin’ for you to get out the loo, now

Off the pot
Some heavy liftin’
Off the pot
Stop cherry pickin’
Off the pot
The clock is tickin’
We’re done with toleratin’ so get off the pot, now.

So, you high and mighty, I don’t mean to be rude
Our confidence is fading
While we’re getting’ screwed.

While you’re tossin’ fuel onto a partisan feud
Your worried ‘bout November
‘Stead of you know who.

Stop the crap you’re spewin’ all you patisan clans
With the kind of ‘tude that doesn’t lend us a hand
I’ll just tell you, honey, it’s way out of control
The hypocrites are winnin’ with their stale vitreol
We really shouldn’t care about the whom or the who
Just do the nation’s business
And get out the loo.

If you’re feelin’ helpless, and that Congress won’t care
Send this little ditty, whether e-mail or air
To the Hill that seems to take a long time to think
Even as economies continue to sink
Put your name to paper, and it’ll give ‘em shock
Let’s tell the jerks “Get busy
And get off the pot.”
There. I've said it, and I feel much better. More exclamations can be found at The Blogging Baker. You can reach your Representative at Write Your Representative and your Senator at Senators of the 111th Congress.

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Total Votes: 5

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Mark Scotti - February 11, 2010 - Report this comment
And a "natural" this song is, as in natural laxitives, which seems to spew out of ALL their mouths!!!
Old Man Ribber - February 11, 2010 - Report this comment
The Defecation On Independence! 555 new public servants for Washington...and your great job!
John Barry - February 11, 2010 - Report this comment
Well, it is the District of Colonrio. Fine job on the Mob.
Fiddlegirl - February 11, 2010 - Report this comment
Further proof that Congress is made up of little more than just a bunch of asses... ;)
Warren Baker - February 11, 2010 - Report this comment
Mark- Often times you can't tell which end is speaking!

OMR- Yes, they hold their poops is self-evident...

John- Never have so many been so constipated...

FG- Yep, asses and elefunks.
Phil Nelson - February 11, 2010 - Report this comment
Didn't know this song had lyrics. Anyway, well written
Tommy Turtle - February 11, 2010 - Report this comment
We'll be Washing-tons of s**t up when they leave... Parenthetical part of title switch alone was worth Fives.
Warren Baker - February 12, 2010 - Report this comment
Phil- Thanks for the note. Definitely check the original song. It's a really inspired piece of writing.

TT- The Incontinental Congress idea came first, and the song just melded right in. Thanks for noticing.

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