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Song Parodies -> "The Spat-a-Loogie Chew Chew"

Original Song Title:

"The Chattanooga Choo Choo"

Original Performer:

Glenn Miller

Parody Song Title:

"The Spat-a-Loogie Chew Chew"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Pardon me boy, is that your Spat-a-Loogie Chew Chew?
(Hey now,) There'll be a fine
We like our sidewalks to shine
I saw ya' pal,
Expell that Spat-a-Loogie Chew Chew
Bacco and phlegm
We have a law against them
Ya' better gulp expectorations, if ya' got anymore
Just givin' you a warning, if you chews to ignore
Dinner in the jailhouse,
Cool it with the Mail Pouch
Thirty days and dollars
And there will not be a bail out..
Nothin's worse than nasty sputum mixed with a chaw
Citizens don't wanna' see such gross saliva
Think and use your noggin'
Coop your Copenhagen!
(No more Spat-a-Loogie, na, na na..)
Or, there's gonna' be
A little trip down to the station
Court and disgrace
You'll meet the judge face to face
You better buy
A low container with the shiny chrome
and aim your Spat-a-Loogie Chew Chew
Into your spittoon at home
Aim your Spat-a-Loogie Chew Chew
Into that spittoon at home..


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alvin rhodes - March 07, 2006 - Report this comment
budding parody writers take note...this is how its done...5s plus
John Barry - March 07, 2006 - Report this comment
What Alvin said. Best "Chatanooga" parody ever, I believe.
AFW - March 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Guys, for the votes and nice comments.
Larry Hensley - March 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Actually saw the real train about a year ago. Hilarious parody, 5s
AFW - March 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Larry

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