You will not be able to stay home, brother
You will not be able to plug in, turn on and cop out
You will not be able to lose yourself on planes and
Skip out for ads during commercials
Because the biggest ones will not be televised

The biggest one will not be televised
The biggest one will not be brought to you by Amazon
In 4 parts without commercial interruptions
The biggest one will not show you pictures of Biden
Blowing a bugle and leading a charge by Merrick
Garland, Robert Adams and Kamala Harris to eat
Hog maws confiscated from a biggest timesanctuary

The biggest one will not be televised
The biggest one will not be brought to you by the
Sunday Night Football and will not star Tom Brady
and Lance Franklin or Manifest and Zoey
The biggest one will not give your mouth sex appeal
The biggest one will not get rid of the nubs
The biggest one will not make you look five pounds thinner
Because the biggest one will not be televised, Brother

There will be no pictures of you and Cobie Smulders
Pushing that subscriptions down the block on the dead run
Or trying to slide that color TV into a stolen ambulance
ABC will not be able to predict the winner at 8:32
On reports from 29 districts
The revolution will not be televised

There will be no pictures of dogs shooting down
Brothers on the instant replay
There will be no pictures of dogs shooting down
Brothers on the instant replay
There will be no pictures of Parveen Kaur being
Run out of the family on a rail with a brand new process
There will be no slow motion or still life of black people
trolling through National Desk in a Red, Black and
Green liberation jumpsuit that he has been saving
For just the proper occasion

Manifest, Rebel and Zoey's Extraordinary Playlist
will no longer be so damned relevant, and
Women will not care if Jan finally got down with
weather on The National Desk because many people
Will be in the street looking for a brighter day
The biggest one will not be televised

There will be no highlights on the National Desk
News and no pictures of hairy armed women
Liberationists and Jackie Onassis blowing her nose
The theme song will not be written by Joe Biden or
Kamala Harris, nor sung by Adele, Katy Perry,
Ariana Grande, Rihanna or Bruno Mars
The biggest one will not be televised

The biggest one will not be right back
After a message about NewsNation, INN or 20/20
You will not have to worry about a friend in your
Bedroom, a tiger in your tank, or the giant in your toilet bowl
The biggest one will not go better with Amazon
The biggest one will not fight the germs that may cause bad breath
The biggest one will put you in the driver's seat

The biggest one will not be televised, will not be televised
Will not be televised, will not be televised
The biggest one will be no re-run brothers
The biggest one will be live