The guy's name is Vlad, he'll make you squirm
if you cross him you'll be worse than infirm
If you cross him, you will be wurst for worms
He'll polish off some victims and then some more
Like he polished off Crimea and Georgia before
(The body count's so high that it's hard to keep score)
He'll polish other candidates because he
Cannot stand the aroma of democracy
He'll polish other candidates so that he
Keeps a grip on his Mafia autocracy

His thoughts and deeds are so very dark
He might well order a hit in Gorky Park
He runs a criminal hacker band
That jacked into elections in our own homeland
(His decree: help rig elections in our own homeland)
Stooge oligarchs are part of his kleptocracy
They thrive as long as they bend and kiss his heinie
Smooch oligarchs are part of his autocracy
He takes a cut of all that they launder freely

He belongs high in the hall of shame
With Hitler, Stalin…just a few to name
In Russia civil rights are moot
His thugs will only ask questions after they shoot
(If you're lucky you won't get killed…just get the boot)
The Tsar was also hard and mocked democracy
But he got knocked off then there was a Commie spree
The new Tsar isn't part of a plutocracy
But like the old Tsar he runs an autocracy/a kleptocracy

He and thugs rule by terror and an iron grip
With likeminded scum he is in partnership
Many enemies are never seen
Again, because they have vanished from the scene
So if alive's what you want to be
You had better never speak critically
To him and his thugs, act slavishly
He is a mad "monarch" that acts murderously

He grew so rich because he went
Into "enterprises" that were fraudulent
After Yeltsin and his comrades did fall
Vlad took over as the dictator of one and all
(Now until he croaks he's dictator of one and all)
Before dictator-for-life he could be
He brought in a stooge pal for the presidency
The interim stooge was named Dimitri
Who's now a member of the mob oligarchy

For the time being, Baltic states are free
But I would shit my pants if there I should be
But for right now Vlad is focused on how to fool
With the '20 elections, that's what makes him drool
With facilitators like Facebook as his tool

lf Russia's a country you would like to see
You might want to consider change of scenery
Vlad wants back his slattern spy Maria B
If he don't get her you may in a prison be