Why can't you guys write anything but Major-Modern General?
It's a song is as constant as that Green Day, or Av-r-il
There's other things they're singing, I suppose that is rhetorical
From "Simple Plan" to "REM", the music's categorical

An operetta fetish dude? Or simply it's fanatical
It's not on rare occasions, and becoming problematical
Without these local lyrics, I'd be cheering with a lot of booze
But every time I hear Opera, I’m really thinking of the blues

(And repetition lines of speech are putting me into a snooze)
(And repetition lines of speech are putting me into a snooze)
(And repetition lines of speech are putting me into a deeply sleeply snooze)

I’d rather hear some more Beatles, or Hoobastank, or Gorillaz
But I know this song will win the title of the month we lust
In short you guys are vegetables, who have no more material
And thus you go and write this Major-Modern General

(Repeating lines unbearable, terrible, unthinkable
Why can't you guys write anything but Major-Modern General?!)

In all our music history, McArthur to Kris Robertson
Has done this song moronic, and it's starting to get bothersome
I used my "Hooked on Phonics", and the Rhyme Zone just to get to this
I must admit it's tricky, but the sheer amount it leaves me pissed

”Baby Hit Me One More Time” by Britney’s what I’d like to do
Bitch-slap this song that has become as equal as a worn out shoe
Cause my freaking point remains this music has been done before
To summarize my statement it's been done just like that cheaper whore

(As many times as Claire that local twenty-dollar whore)
(As many times as Claire that local twenty-dollar whore)
(As many times as Claire that local twenty-dollar and a quarter whore)

To write this song you need Mad Skillz to make the lyrics go transform
To see find it done extremely well’s like looking for a unicorn
I kid, Most songs are done quite well, but many as a dogpile
Why can't you guys write anything but Major Modern General?

(I kid, Most songs are done quite well, but many as a dogpile
Why can't you guys write anything but Major Modern General?)

It's long, with all of this time spent I feel like I’m ramblin’
Cause I will get no fives, but my point is worth the gamblin’
As much despair as forty mice chased by a big starving cat
Who's choking on a hairball gets hit by Jeep and then goes "Splat!"

The word is out and I await the future from the grand jury
Will this song be continued and then add insult to injury?
Cause if I hear this song again my whole darn town will be bloody
Maybe not, but Major-Modern General is still cruddy

(Oy Vey, The damn repeating lines are so damn repeatingly)
(Oy Vey, The damn repeating lines are so damn repeatingly)
(Oy Vey, The damn repeating lines are so damn repeating-eatingly)

There’s no Amirighting College, but this class I would skip constantly
Because Gilbert and his Sullivan are not the friggen boss of me
Oh crap, I looked at the label, I feel sick and very ill
Oh my God! I just wrote this song to the Major-Modern General!!!

Oh crap, I looked at the label, I feel sick and very ill
Oh my God! I just wrote this song to the Major-Modern General!!!