Dialogue 15
MAYOR PHIL
Well said, Jeff
ADAM E
Yes, well said Jeff, and well said, Mayor Phil about how well said Jeff said it
MAYOR PHIL
Thanks Adam. Well said.
ADAM E
Thanks Phil. And it warms my heart to see you, our popular mayor, taking up arms in this way when, with all your civic duties, you could have excused yourself.
MAYOR PHIL
Yes, I could have Adam. But remember, although I am Mayor of AmIRight, in my heart I will always be a noble, smut-free, clean and pure parodista
SONG 16
Click on the Original Song and then its MIDI (song starts after a 5 -second intro):
"A Wandering Minstrel I"Parody by Phil Alexander
:
"A Parodista I"
MAYOR PHIL
A parodista, I
No writer from the sewer
I write what's clean and pure
And never a titty in sight
I want my favourite site
To stop bein' oh, so mucky
That's why I'm helping Chucky
To clean up AmIRight
To clean up a-a-a-miright
Are you in a licencious mood?
Oh, shame on you!
Sha-a-a-a-a-ame on you
Why are you writing songs so crude?
You shameless crew
Sha-a-a-a-a-ame on you
I've sampled your pick-and-mix
With songs of lovers' pr..edilictions
And great big d..igits
And cheeks askew!
Sha-a-a-a-a-ame on you
So when you're writing something pornographic
Know pornographic parodies are wrong
And when it's all explicit-ally graphic
A scandalous and smutty sort of song
Instead you could try something educational
On grammar, trigonometry or light
And if it's rather silly or irrational
At least, at least it's clean, and so is AmIRight
So no big bouncing boobs for me
No buttocks firm and round
No saucy maids, no fishnet tights
Will e'er be seen here at AmIRight
Nor, never leather-bound!
No doubling entend-er-ers
And anything obscene'll
Be punish-ed with virtual whips
When the whip cracks
Around your knackers
It'll bring you to your knees, yeo ho!
For a punishment that's penal
A parodista, I
No writer from the sewer
I write what's clean and pure
Let's clean up AmIRight
Let's clean up a-a-a-miright