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Song Parodies -> "Part O - Jeff Reuben"
Original Song Title:
"When A Felon's Not Engaged In His Employment"
Original Performer:
Gilbert & Sullivan
Parody Song Title:
"Part O - Jeff Reuben"
Parody Written by:
Pirates Who Penstanzas - an AmIRight Opera
The Lyrics
cont from Part N
Dialogue 14
WILLIE TIT-SWALLOW
Yes, bring on The Pirates Of AmIRight, because I have prepared a trap so fiendish in its conception, that soon AmIRight and all who reside there, including my nemesis, King ChuckG, will be mine – bwahahahahah!
[ LIGHTS DIM AGAIN, AND A SPOT HIGHLIGHTS THE SECTIONED-OFF AREA TO THE LEFT. 6 PIRATES ARE SITTING AROUND A FIRE SUMMONING THEIR STRENGTH ON THE EVE OF BATTLE: JEFF REUBEN, NJ. MICHAEL, MAYOR PHIL, K1CHYD, SCATHE AND ADAM E]
SONG 15
Click on the Original Song and then its MIDI (song starts after an 8-second intro):
"When A Felon's Not Engaged In His Employment"
Parody by Jeff Reuben
:
"Help The Pirates Screw The Songs Of Acts Indecent"
JEFF REUBEN
Help the pirates screw the songs of acts indecent
OTHER PIRATES
Acts Indecent
JEFF REUBEN
Now the time has come for me to take a stand
OTHER PIRATES
Take a stand
JEFF REUBEN
When Johnny D and Stuey Poo said they need men
OTHER PIRATES
Said they need men
JEFF REUBEN
I volunteered to join their merry band
OTHER PIRATES
Merry band
JEFF REUBEN
When Lewd Submitters pound the site with smutter
OTHER PIRATES
Site with smutter
JEFF REUBEN
When vocabulary duty's to be done
OTHER PIRATES
To be done.
JEFF REUBEN
I'll take one salacious line after another
OTHER PIRATES
Ter another
JEFF REUBEN
And replace it with an awful groaning pun
OTHER PIRATES
Ah!
JEFF REUBEN & OTHER PIRATES
When vocabulary duty's to be done, to be done,
I'll just come up with an awful groaning pun.
JEFF REUBEN
When the Lewd Submitters write songs of my Cindy
OTHER PIRATES
Of my Cindy
JEFF REUBEN
Of erotic acts they banter with a grin
OTHER PIRATES
With a grin
JEFF REUBEN
I'll defend her from the lyrics they print, see,
OTHER PIRATES
Rics they print see
JEFF REUBEN
I won't let them commit the Cardinal Cin
OTHER PIRATES
Cardinal Cin
JEFF REUBEN
Fight the Lewd Ones songs of jumping on my mother
OTHER PIRATES
On my mother,
JEFF REUBEN
Of tasty fruits suggesting naughty fun
OTHER PIRATES
Naughty fun
JEFF REUBEN
I'll grab my pen and stand up with my brothers
OTHER PIRATES
With my brothers
JEFF REUBEN
Til songs of Fore-play mean a hole-in-one!
OTHER PIRATES
Ah!
JEFF REUBEN & OTHER PIRATES
When vocabulary duty's to be done, to be done,
I'll just come up with an awful groaning pun.
cont in Part P
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Excellent. Entertaining read, even having no clue of the OS. Love the foreplay line.
I hadn't previously heard the back story.... Am presuming a major backlash against lewd lyricists, to be forever and anon clamped down upon... But to my main thrust now , these 20 perfect parodies are fantastic and true to their originals... a herculean task and much appreciated... truly a clever pod of people populating this site... well, to be truthful, its actually a bell curve whereupon you who 'penstanzas' are way way out on the leading edge... three cheers and three cheers more! Encore! Bravo!
I'll have to get to this one and the rest tomorrow. By the way, the MIDI from part "N" is still playing ( that must be a long one!).
Haven't forgot about this Stu but it'll have to be probably Friday before I get to the rest.
Loved the "Cardinal Cin", mother and hole-in-one lines. Very easy to follow the MIDI.
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