Dialogue 12

[ LIGHTS DIM, AND A SPOTLIGHT HIGHLIGHTS THE SECTIONED-OFF AREA TO THE RIGHT WHERE STUEY-POO AND JOHNNY DEE, ARE DEEP IN CONVERSATION ]


STUEY POO
You have now heard my story, master strategist Major-General Johnny D. What say you?


MAJOR-GENERAL JOHNNY D.
I am touched by your sorrow, Stuey Poo, and the depth of your concern for the future of AmIRight and troubled King ChuckyG


STUEY POO
I am indeed concerned Johnny D, for I fear AmIRight's very innocence is at stake.



SONG 13
Click on the Original Song and then its MIDI (song starts after a 36 -second intro):
"I'm Called Little Buttercup"

Parody by Stuart McArthur

"General J.D. and Stuey Poo Resolve to Fight"


STUEY POO
We're playful and innocent - nay, though, we didn't think
we'd see a grave Chucky G
But lately he's been depressed – Major-Gen J.D. lets
help him immediately

We'll conscript an army - we've got Zone Alarm, we
have filters and Symantec tools
Against, M-G J.D, your hate of depravity
Submittors Lewd would be fools

Forgive me for fawning, but M-G. J.D. you're in
pugnacious form, it is true
We'll tear them apart, we will rip out their hearts
or else my name is not Stuey Poo

So let's go recruiting, we need to pursue some
more pirates to vanquish our foes
Make men of us, JD! We pen stanzas JD
but we're all a-raring to go