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Song Parodies -> "Part J - Kristof Robertson"

Original Song Title:

"Three Little Maids From School Are We"

Original Performer:

Gilbert & Sullivan

Parody Song Title:

"Part J - Kristof Robertson"

The Lyrics

cont. from part I

Dialogue 9


KRISTOF
But I don't like Kris Kristofferson


LEO JAY
Enough of your indulgences, Kristof. Stuey Poo's right. That King ChuckyG holds The Lord High CountryWesterner in high esteem should alone warrant two parodies. Your inaction suggests evil lurks in your heart. I suspect that your interests and those of AmIRight do not intersect.


KRISTOF
Ah! And so speaks Leo Jay! Leo Jay? You ask us to heed you, when half the time we do not know who Leo Jay is!



SONG 10
Click on the Original Song and then its MIDI (song starts after a 11-second intro):
"Three Little Maids From School Are We"

Parody By Kristof Robertson
:
"Wee Leo Jay; say, who is he?"


KRISTOF
Wee Leo Jay; say, who is he?
More pseudonyms than P. Diddy
Is it Leo, Leia or Lee?
He's Leo Jay.say who?

Mistress Leola cracks the whip
Lee O'Shea likes to Guinness sip
Hey, Lee O.J., please get a grip
He's Liao Zhesay who?

Why this occurs, I'm still deciding
Maybe from ChuckyG, Li's hiding
Does he wear spandex for crime fighting?
Hey, Leo Jay.'zat you?

What nom-de-pun will Leo choose?
Three syllables he doth abuse
Frank-lee, I'm real-lee-o confused
Oui, le aux je.c'est vous!

Lee O's written many parodies
Name-swapping schizophrenically
Is Leo/Leigh a he or she?
See, Lea? OK.it's you!

New AmIRighters are quite wary
But Leo's "fami-lee" ain't scary
In on the joke? You've popped your cherry
Hey, Leo Jay.tres cool!!


cont. in Part K

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Lenora - August 03, 2005 - Report this comment
I've not yet had the pleasure of interacting with this Leo/Lee/Li/Leola, but he/she seems to be a fascinating (if somewhat disturbed) personality! Fine parody!
alvin rhodes - August 03, 2005 - Report this comment
kristofferson...never did much for me, either...i'm halfway done... great project...5s
Red Ant - August 08, 2005 - Report this comment
I'll have to get to this one and the rest tomorrow.
Red Ant - August 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Almost missed this one. I'll be honest here; I got badly lost on both the lyrics and MIDI. Still funny though, and Leo has got me on at least one parody under "Leon James". Good one Kristof.

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