Dialogue 7


[ THE VILLAGERS GASP AND SCREAM IN TERROR ]


STUEY POO
Please, I beg of you, this is no time for hysteria. We must direct our energy to addressing the crisis. Does anybody know who these Lewd Submitters, evil of heart, could be?


MATTHIAS
um

STUEY POO
Yes, Matthias, have you something to say?


MATTHIAS
Well it might well be nought Stuey Poo, but do you recall, after the Great Vote WipeOut Of July 2004, Overlord Kristof reported he'd seen the mischievous Willie Tit-Swallow Spit-Swallow tampering with the website algorithms?


DEE RANGE
Of course we do, and Good King ChuckyG arrested and banished him from our kingdom


MATTHIAS
Correct, Dee Range, but it was I who marched him to the gates, and Willie Tit Swallow Spit-Swallow proclaimed his innocence the whole way. And as I evicted him from the kingdom, I heard the words "I'll get you, you lowd-down, mother-f."


STUEY POO
PLEASE, enough lewd language!


MATTHIAS
No there was a lot lot more, Stuey Poo, then he threatened to destroy ChuckyG and bring the whole of AmIRight down with him


VILLAGERS
GASP!


SONG 8



Click on the Original Song and then its MIDI (song starts after a 4-second intro):
"Criminal Cried As He Dropped Him Down"

Parody by Matthias
:
" Porn Freak Cried As Chuck Kicked Him Out"


MATTHIAS
Tit-Swallow cried as Chuck kicked him out
Said he had got other ticked
With a swiftful slap upon his frown
Chuck shook his cyber fist
He reached him by countless E-Mails
And added Spam did king
As he cussed and swore
And bought some more Porno
He's banned for eternity, For Eternity

And we shall never
Forget that night
Or the song that parodied he
Though I miss songs dirty
But will never write thee
For banneded I shall be

He never meant well
He'll burn in Hell
Til a new name he prevails
He'll always try
To parodize
Sex but only fails

He flipped off Chuck and he maligned
With a last flip of the bird
When all of a sudden he used his mind
And he seem to come unnerved
For he shook his head and took his stand
And he wrote of fair ladies
As the same were too
Clothes see though
To serve his lower vertebrae, Low vertebrae

Though he was afraid
The song he made
Twas cheering that night was he
And oh he's glad
To read comments at
His brand new parody

With much distaste
Made the king pale
He's messing with Chucky
He must of cracked
To return from sacked
A duel's all this means

Now though you may have read what's dead is dead
(For dead was the parody)
Chuck sent a paycheck for knights in red
For white knights were too pricey
It was none but the finest AmIRight squads
And pimp butt as could be
For they clearly knew
This guy is though
Cause a man of this degree, of dis degree
Will be gone I vow
For they shall plough
Twill be deathly sight to see
This quest they're sent
Shown no respect
All songs must prove discreet

This horny youth
Chuck went to sleuth

And found his porno craze
Twill spray the mace
Upon his face
His eyes are both ablaze

His eyes, his eyes, his eyes, his eyes are both ablaze!!!