Dialogue 4[


[ THE SPOTLIGHT IS CUT. THE LIGHTS COME BACK ON TO REVEAL THE VILLAGE AGAIN. STUEY POO RETURNS TO TALK TO DEE ]


STUEY POO
Dee! Dee! I have some terrible news!


DEE RANGE
What could it be my friend?


STUEY POO
As you know, I just left for the castle. Alas, as I entered I overheard King Chucky-G discussing his daily parody surveillance duties, and I fear for AmIRight, Dee. I do!


DEE RANGE
Whatever can you mean, Stuey Poo?


STUEY POO
King ChuckyG is of heavy heart, and I have never heard such weariness in his voice.


DEE RANGE
Pray tell, Stuey Poo.


STUEY POO
As you know, King ChuckyG reads all submissions prior to posting, lest our delicate sensitivities are bruised by an untoward sentiment that a parodist, in a weak moment, may conceive.


DEE RANGE
Yes. Occasionally a tainted work must be erased to protect the global innocence – and King ChuckyG is a man of fine judgement.


STUEY POO
Alas, Dee, it is far far worse than you can possibly imagine.



SONG 5
Click on the Original Song and then its MIDI (song starts after a 4-second intro):
"In Enterprise Of Martial Kind"

parody by Phil Alexander

"Full of Smut and Porno"


STUEY POO
On a website that's called AmIRight
These songs people were writing
Were full of naughtiness that might
Be thought (by some) exciting
Though Chucky G's a patient man
His patience might be gorn-o
They're full of thought
And so well-wrought
But rather naught-
Y Parodies
They're full of smut and porno
Those songs are downright rude, oh oh!
They ought to be eschewed, oh oh!
They're full of thought
And so well-wrought
But rather naught-
Y Parodies
They're full of smut and porno

When, to prevent ententres, nought
Of which very really "double"
He instituted rules he thought
Would save him all this trouble
But when he checked his inbox
There to greet him in the morn-o
Were Enervating
Irritating
Master baiting
Melodies
So full of smut and porno
Such very silly fools, he thought
Can't follow my new rules, he thought
Such Enervating
Irritating
Master baiting
Melodies
So full of smut and porno

When told that they would be chucked out
Unless they went up-market
Some authors the rude bits sucked out
The rest just thought "Oh, fark it"
They sent their smut submissions in
Now Chucky G's forlorn-o
We're hafta fight
For AmIRight
The only site
For parodies
But full of smut and porno
Now Chucky'd like to say, that he
Is gonna get his way, is he
We hafta fight
For AmIRight
The bestest site
For parodies
For no more smut and porno!