Dialogue 2


DEE RANGE
Then who is that couple so busily absorbed, as the other TTPs sun themselves?


MAYOR PHIL
That, Dee, is TTP chairman Rick Duncan and his good wife Mari. Even as we watch, they busy themselves with their writing, for theirs is the fuel that stokes AmIRight's joy, and the chairman of the TTP has broad responsibilities. Come, let's listen.



SONG 3
Click on the Original Song and then its MIDI (song starts after a 5-second intro):
"I Have a Song To Sing, O"

Parody By Rick Duncan
:
"I Have a Song To Spoof, Oh"


RICK
I have a song to spoof, oh
MARI
Spoof that old song so

RICK
I can mock this old tune and it's nigh near noon
Who wrote this old crappy song, oh?
It's the song of a better band, bend a bit
I'll make "em mad, by wrecking it
I'll twist the text and I'll hype that hit
And then send to the site of the par'dy

Par'dy, par'dy slappin' my knee, hack away me
I'll twist the text and I'll harm that hit
And then send to the site of the par'dy

MARI:
I have a song to spoof, oh
RICK:
Spoof that old song so

MARI:
It is stung with the sting of a wit in the wing
Who laughs with a laugh so strong, oh
It's the song of the poorly paid, lousy luck
Who takes a tune and then makes some muck
Of the song of a greater group, bend a bit
I'll make "em mad, by wrecking it
I'll twist the text and I'll hype that hit
And then send to the site of the par'dy

Par'dy, par'dy slappin' my knee, hack away me
I'll twist the text and I'll harm that hit
And then send to the site of the par'dy

RICK:
I have a song to spoof, oh
MARI:
Spoof that old song so

RICK:
It's about life in Hell, or a rancid smell
Or about some boobs or dong, oh
It's a song of celebrity, pain or porn
A slam on society that's torn
And the song of the poorly paid, lousy luck
Who takes a tune and then makes some muck
Of the song of a greater group, bend a bit
I'll make "em mad, by wrecking it
I'll twist the text and I'll hype that hit
And then send to the site of the par'dy

Par'dy, par'dy slappin' my knee, hack away me
I'll twist the text and I'll harm that hit
And then send to the site of the par'dy

MARI:
I have a song to spoof, oh
RICK:
Spoof that old song so

MARI:
It is writ with a wink and a really strong drink
And it scans like a pretty poem, oh
It's a song of celebrity, straight and gays
Or maybe a president's foolish ways
From the network nothingness poorly done
To trumped up movies that thrill no one
There's a fumbled fart that can win a prize
Or a song about fleas or a gal's cross eyes
It's the song of a better band, bend a bit
I'll make "em mad, by wrecking it
I'll twist the text and I'll hype that hit
And then send to the site of the par'dy

BOTH:
Par'dy, par'dy slappin' my knee, hack away me
I'll twist the text and I'll harm that hit
And then send to the site of the par'dy

His spoof was o'er but we'll still write more
And submit to the site of the par'dy