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Song Parodies -> "I'm Called Princess Arwen"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Called Little Buttercup"

Original Performer:

Gilbert & Sullivan

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Called Princess Arwen"

Parody Written by:

Stuart McArthur

The Lyrics

I never got around to submitting this final G&S song. This only really makes sense within the context of "The Pirates Who Penstanzas" which can be read in its entirety on the "Song Parodies" Message Board at here....................I wrote this under authorisation from Arwen, and it's worded to parody the inimitable Arwenesque style
I'm called Princess Arwen – a godsend to Darwin
a triumph of Evolution
I'm known for my beauty – I'm such a blonde cutie
Dear MP, it's me whom you've won

So heed well, MP, my fears - don't be a hero, please
come back and make me a wife
Those lewd dudes give me shivers – if you die I'll live a
sad pouting miserable life

I knitted you socks but then I spilt Radox on them
Then I tripped over a sleigh
Of my love that must be proof (although, in honest truth
I do that ev-ery day)

I hope those lewd writers will get smooshed like spiders
so, raising the flag, will be you
but if you get killed, my love, I guess that I will just
go back and hang with Dumb Sue

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alvin rhodes - July 26, 2005 - Report this comment
twas indeed arwenesque it...5s
Rick C - July 26, 2005 - Report this comment
LOL, Stu...555
Tim Mayfield - July 26, 2005 - Report this comment
So you're saying Arwen is such a 'trip'? I'll buy that. 5's
Red Ant - July 26, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm still DKTOS on the G&S opera so I can't vote for now, but what is "Radox"?
Paul Robinson - July 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Well, like Red I'm also totally DKAG&S (Don't know any Gilbert & Sullivan) but it's a good read and is clearly chock full of Arwen-antics...(not to be confused with "Dianetics"...that's "Tom Cruise" stuff)...pouts & pratfalls aplenty ~ ~ ~
Liao Zhe - July 27, 2005 - Report this comment
This is great! Fantastic first line. Does her ladyship know this is up?
Johnny D - July 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Princess Arwen's extreme beauty is exceeded only by her unbridled humility.
Arwen - July 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Give a girl a chance, Leo! I just got back into town yesterday afternoon...

This is great...(you did a far better job than I would have, SM)...I'm going to have to look up the OS so I can really enjoy it...but I'd be lying if I said I wasn't pissed that Mister Pacholek isn't over here gushing over my devotion to him...
Michael Pacholek - July 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Sorry it took me so long to get to this one... and also sorry that I DKTOS. The question is, whatever can possibly come between Arwen and me? Well, there's Pennsylvania, Ohio, Indiana, Illinois, Iowa and Nebraska. Whoopee-tie-yi-yo, git along, horndoggie, you know that Wyoming gonna be your new home...
Stuart McArthur - July 27, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks alvin, Tim, Rick C

thanks Red Ant - Radox is a brand of bath perfume

thanks Paul, thanks Leo (do you really think I'm brave enough for that NOT to be the case?)

thanks JD - I tried to capture both qualities

thanks A

glad you didn't mind me writing you into the story, MP....and er, sorry about those "Dubya" digs ;-)

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