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Song Parodies -> "The Mad War Criminal Song"

Original Song Title:

"The Major General's Song"

Original Performer:

Gilbert & Sullivan

Parody Song Title:

"The Mad War Criminal Song"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

He is a very monstrous mobster and a mad war criminal
He relishes with rabid glee seeing grandmas and children killed
The number of murders this ordure’s ordered, astronomical
The snowflake coward compensates with crimes that are abom’nable

In the hell halls of genocide his position’s hieratical
But to all we in the world free, he’s merely a vile rat to kill
If you’re a stooge who views, by chance, or hears any true talk or news
In a show trial you’re not accused, then lined up to be shot-abused

When he gets mad he’s like a bad, very dangerous rabid mutt
His Nazi brand has got it fans, each one of them a rancid slut
In short, he is a monster and a mobster and war criminal
From nursery straight to Nazi, there was no process liminal

He orders his troop stooges to group and then to pursue some shocks
His scrotum doesn’t tote ’em, oligarchs grope, nope, no pair o’ rocks
What sparks his darkened thoughts? The answer’s stark: it’s pussy animus
He fusses, cusses, blusters but he is just pusillanimous

He gets his rocks off when his shock zombies pull off an offing spree
When he sees a tyke bayonet-spiked, it’s beyond like, he’s hot with glee
This is a global nightmare in which the sad world has been before
With a Nazi regime, this time Russia’s, we are again at war

His soldier goons could just as soon wear brown shirts for their uniforms
These apes are aping the Third Reich, its Agents insane, true to form
In short, they’re mostly monsters, a motley crew of war criminals
Perhaps he had to brainwash some with a process subliminal

He thinks he’s brave, he rants and raves, but he pules, pussy-blabbering
Though his lapdogs hear his crap talk at which they all are slavering
He pays them naught but kopeks, but his offshore stash is very fat
The richest man in that sad land’s a rancid, rabid, scary rat

Speaking of rats, his troops ran around Bucha on a killing spree
Some were coerced, some worthless jerks, but some murdered quite willingly
When it comes to a homicidal, genocidal strategy
The fearful, short-height Vladimir might a latter-day Stalin be

We see what’s happening, can this be the 21st century?!
Fascism rampant, its rats should be slapped in penitentiaries
There’s one in this crop of scum many good people hope will be killed
That is, the very monstrous motherf**king mad war criminal

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