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Song Parodies -> "The Neo-Nazi's Song"
Original Song Title:
"The Major-General's Song"
Original Performer:
Gilbert & Sullivan
Parody Song Title:
"The Neo-Nazi's Song"
Parody Written by:
Phil Alexander
The Lyrics
Inspired by two news stories: one about swastika-tattooed testicles, and another, who's if anything, worse than the first.
I suppose in a way it is understandable that the people who are so fundamentally incapable of using what little they have as a brain seem to believe it's their skin colour that gives them superiority. But it is *so* stupid.
I suppose in a way it is understandable that the people who are so fundamentally incapable of using what little they have as a brain seem to believe it's their skin colour that gives them superiority. But it is *so* stupid.
I am a very modern Nazi, tattoos are testicular
And like my besties both my testes are somewhat swastikular
A sorry tale: with my thumbnail I carved a similar design
Oh, where? You ask - upon the arse, yes on my girlfriend's bare behind
For body art for neo-Nazi's pretty much normality
Each body part is a clean start of right-wing whimsicality
It give us, yes, real happiness for who could ever be depressed
When on ones buns, a "Gott mit uns" belt-buckle drawn from the SS?
WHEN ON ONES BUNS, A "GOTT MIT UNS" BELT-BUCKLE DRAWN FROM THE SS
THAT SOUNDS LIKE FUN, A "GOTT MIT UNS" BELT-BUCKLE DRAWN FROM THE SS
I MIGHT GET ONE, A "GOTT MIT UNS" BELT-BUCKLE DRAWN FROM THE SS
But keep 'em hid for they're forbid-den, folks don't find them risible
They're so up-tight and so they might just have to stay invisible
So yes it's right they're out of sight ('less something's perpendicular)
I am a neo-Nazi so my tattoos are testicular
'TWOULD BE A FRIGHT, OR QUITE A SIGHT, WITH "SOMETHING" PERPENDICULAR
HE IS A NEO-NAZI, SO HIS TATTOOS ARE TESTICULAR
And for a while I've had "Sieg heil" imprinted metatarsally
Also a flash of Hitler 'tache, (I'm blonde: that looked bizarre, silly)
Now I'm perplexed: what to do next? My pecs bedecked surreally
Maybe I'll try "Arbeit macht Frei" ...tattooed perineally
A single skull is rather dull, I'll have a great big pile of 'em
The pix I've saved of dug-up graves: yes, now I have a file of 'em
On my bicep there's lots of weap-ons, oh, I'm such a charmer, me
That when complete, from head to feet, I'll have a whole damn armoury
WHEN HE'S COMPLETE, FROM HEAD TO FEET, HE'LL HAVE A WHOLE DAMN ARMOURY
WHEN HE'S COMPLETE, WON'T BE DISCRETE, HE'LL HAVE A WHOLE DAMN ARMOURY
WHEN HE'S COMPLETE, HE MIGHT COMPETE WITH A WHOLE DAMN GENDARMERIE
I cannot see the irony described by trite polemicists
My skin's the hue of my tattoos, yet I'm a white supremacist
Some are great and some I hate - I've not been too particular
I am a neo-Nazi so my tattoos are testicular
HE OVERSTATES: NONE ARE THAT GREAT, HE HASN'T BEEN PARTICULAR
HE IS A NEO-NAZI, SO HIS TATTOOS ARE TESTICULAR
But... now that I am up in court, my tattoos used as evidence
Of what's behind my state of mind - I mind they call me very dense
Yeah, makes me sick they call me thick, a moron.. it'll set me off
I'm so incenced: it's my defence attourney's way to get me off
Won't go berserk, it might just work, I tell my lawyer grudgingly
Another thought, that it may not: I think the judge is judging me
And so the Beak begins to speak, his tenor so esteemable:
"Your body shows despite your woes you're simply irredeemable"
HIS BODY SHOWS WHAT WE ALL KNOWS: HE'S SIMPLY IRREDEEMABLE
THAT'S HOW IT GOES WITH SKIN LIKE CLOTHES: HE'S SIMPLY IRREDEEMABLE
SO IT'S PROPOSED THAT HE'S DISPOSED OF 'CAUSE HE'S IRREDEEMABLE
The judge says "lose all your tattoos, the court might show you leniency"
What would I prove by their remov-al, other than expediency?
And if I coughed while they're burnt off? Who wants scorch marks, follicular?
I'll stay a neo-Nazi, so my tattoos are testicular
THE FOLLY OF HIS FOLLICLES IS REALLY QUITE SPECTICULAR
HE IS A NEO-NAZI, SO HIS TATTOOS ARE TESTICULAR
And like my besties both my testes are somewhat swastikular
A sorry tale: with my thumbnail I carved a similar design
Oh, where? You ask - upon the arse, yes on my girlfriend's bare behind
For body art for neo-Nazi's pretty much normality
Each body part is a clean start of right-wing whimsicality
It give us, yes, real happiness for who could ever be depressed
When on ones buns, a "Gott mit uns" belt-buckle drawn from the SS?
WHEN ON ONES BUNS, A "GOTT MIT UNS" BELT-BUCKLE DRAWN FROM THE SS
THAT SOUNDS LIKE FUN, A "GOTT MIT UNS" BELT-BUCKLE DRAWN FROM THE SS
I MIGHT GET ONE, A "GOTT MIT UNS" BELT-BUCKLE DRAWN FROM THE SS
But keep 'em hid for they're forbid-den, folks don't find them risible
They're so up-tight and so they might just have to stay invisible
So yes it's right they're out of sight ('less something's perpendicular)
I am a neo-Nazi so my tattoos are testicular
'TWOULD BE A FRIGHT, OR QUITE A SIGHT, WITH "SOMETHING" PERPENDICULAR
HE IS A NEO-NAZI, SO HIS TATTOOS ARE TESTICULAR
And for a while I've had "Sieg heil" imprinted metatarsally
Also a flash of Hitler 'tache, (I'm blonde: that looked bizarre, silly)
Now I'm perplexed: what to do next? My pecs bedecked surreally
Maybe I'll try "Arbeit macht Frei" ...tattooed perineally
A single skull is rather dull, I'll have a great big pile of 'em
The pix I've saved of dug-up graves: yes, now I have a file of 'em
On my bicep there's lots of weap-ons, oh, I'm such a charmer, me
That when complete, from head to feet, I'll have a whole damn armoury
WHEN HE'S COMPLETE, FROM HEAD TO FEET, HE'LL HAVE A WHOLE DAMN ARMOURY
WHEN HE'S COMPLETE, WON'T BE DISCRETE, HE'LL HAVE A WHOLE DAMN ARMOURY
WHEN HE'S COMPLETE, HE MIGHT COMPETE WITH A WHOLE DAMN GENDARMERIE
I cannot see the irony described by trite polemicists
My skin's the hue of my tattoos, yet I'm a white supremacist
Some are great and some I hate - I've not been too particular
I am a neo-Nazi so my tattoos are testicular
HE OVERSTATES: NONE ARE THAT GREAT, HE HASN'T BEEN PARTICULAR
HE IS A NEO-NAZI, SO HIS TATTOOS ARE TESTICULAR
But... now that I am up in court, my tattoos used as evidence
Of what's behind my state of mind - I mind they call me very dense
Yeah, makes me sick they call me thick, a moron.. it'll set me off
I'm so incenced: it's my defence attourney's way to get me off
Won't go berserk, it might just work, I tell my lawyer grudgingly
Another thought, that it may not: I think the judge is judging me
And so the Beak begins to speak, his tenor so esteemable:
"Your body shows despite your woes you're simply irredeemable"
HIS BODY SHOWS WHAT WE ALL KNOWS: HE'S SIMPLY IRREDEEMABLE
THAT'S HOW IT GOES WITH SKIN LIKE CLOTHES: HE'S SIMPLY IRREDEEMABLE
SO IT'S PROPOSED THAT HE'S DISPOSED OF 'CAUSE HE'S IRREDEEMABLE
The judge says "lose all your tattoos, the court might show you leniency"
What would I prove by their remov-al, other than expediency?
And if I coughed while they're burnt off? Who wants scorch marks, follicular?
I'll stay a neo-Nazi, so my tattoos are testicular
THE FOLLY OF HIS FOLLICLES IS REALLY QUITE SPECTICULAR
HE IS A NEO-NAZI, SO HIS TATTOOS ARE TESTICULAR
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I'm trying to visualize this artistic melange and the first word that comes to mind is "lampshade". If you ever had a change of heart, the change of skin would be quite painful.
Great idea, funny lyrics, brilliant internal rhyming.
Given the fact that Hitler had only one testicle wouldn't it be more appropriate for these danglers to un-sack one of their own to show their willingness to go balls deep in on commitment?
I've covered that one subject myself here:
http://www.amiright.com/parody/2010s/thespin0.shtml
Wow! Security code 88H - The Simulation is clearly at work today!
I've covered that one subject myself here:
http://www.amiright.com/parody/2010s/thespin0.shtml
Wow! Security code 88H - The Simulation is clearly at work today!
TWENTY-SIX 1-1-1's?!?! WTF Mods, have you just completely given up and let this site go straight to hell? Good lord, at least PRETEND to give half a damn! LOL
I believe the monotesticular rumor was based on the cremated remains found by the Russians just outside the Führerbunker. Testimony by doctors and other close companions indicated that, at least in that one anatomical regard, Hitler was "normal".
Hmmm .. "imprinted metatarsally" .. "scorch marks follicular" ... "tatoos testicular" ... You seem to have a firm grasp of anatomy, Phil
Leo - I don't think the Trump-supporter here realizes the irony in his extensive and repetetive voter fraud...
Patrick - but it's in a song, so it *must* be true, right?
CML - I have been accused once or twice of having a firm grasp of at least one bit of anatomy.. but the lessons learned from having (however many years in the past) a degree that is a part biology have never been forgotten :-)
Patrick - but it's in a song, so it *must* be true, right?
CML - I have been accused once or twice of having a firm grasp of at least one bit of anatomy.. but the lessons learned from having (however many years in the past) a degree that is a part biology have never been forgotten :-)
Another masterpiece Phil. Bravo. Funny and ridiculous story/idea for starters made doubly so by your convoluted contortions. Must have taken you ages to write 555
You got the MAGA Unobobber so mad, he 13-d you twice. You done good, Phil. Kudos.
Thanks, Stu - it took a bit of time to get the narrative: I wrote the first bit very quickly, then ran out of ideas.. then got the idea of the court case a few days later & again, once the story was in my head, the words came out pretty quickly
Ah.. I refreshed, and there's another comment :-) Thanks Agrimoree, yeah, maybe he is also a closet neo-Nazi, too
Agrimorfee's got a point - it's often 13.
~ I cannot see the irony described by trite polemicists My skin's the hue of my tattoos, yet I'm a white supremacist ~ W.S. Gilbert lives!
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