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Song Parodies -> "The Neo-Nazi's Song"

Original Song Title:

"The Major-General's Song"

Original Performer:

Gilbert & Sullivan

Parody Song Title:

"The Neo-Nazi's Song"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

Inspired by two news stories: one about swastika-tattooed testicles, and another, who's if anything, worse than the first.

I suppose in a way it is understandable that the people who are so fundamentally incapable of using what little they have as a brain seem to believe it's their skin colour that gives them superiority. But it is *so* stupid.
I am a very modern Nazi, tattoos are testicular
And like my besties both my testes are somewhat swastikular
A sorry tale: with my thumbnail I carved a similar design
Oh, where? You ask - upon the arse, yes on my girlfriend's bare behind

For body art for neo-Nazi's pretty much normality
Each body part is a clean start of right-wing whimsicality
It give us, yes, real happiness for who could ever be depressed
When on ones buns, a "Gott mit uns" belt-buckle drawn from the SS?

WHEN ON ONES BUNS, A "GOTT MIT UNS" BELT-BUCKLE DRAWN FROM THE SS
THAT SOUNDS LIKE FUN, A "GOTT MIT UNS" BELT-BUCKLE DRAWN FROM THE SS
I MIGHT GET ONE, A "GOTT MIT UNS" BELT-BUCKLE DRAWN FROM THE SS


But keep 'em hid for they're forbid-den, folks don't find them risible
They're so up-tight and so they might just have to stay invisible
So yes it's right they're out of sight ('less something's perpendicular)
I am a neo-Nazi so my tattoos are testicular

'TWOULD BE A FRIGHT, OR QUITE A SIGHT, WITH "SOMETHING" PERPENDICULAR
HE IS A NEO-NAZI, SO HIS TATTOOS ARE TESTICULAR


And for a while I've had "Sieg heil" imprinted metatarsally
Also a flash of Hitler 'tache, (I'm blonde: that looked bizarre, silly)
Now I'm perplexed: what to do next? My pecs bedecked surreally
Maybe I'll try "Arbeit macht Frei" ...tattooed perineally

A single skull is rather dull, I'll have a great big pile of 'em
The pix I've saved of dug-up graves: yes, now I have a file of 'em
On my bicep there's lots of weap-ons, oh, I'm such a charmer, me
That when complete, from head to feet, I'll have a whole damn armoury

WHEN HE'S COMPLETE, FROM HEAD TO FEET, HE'LL HAVE A WHOLE DAMN ARMOURY
WHEN HE'S COMPLETE, WON'T BE DISCRETE, HE'LL HAVE A WHOLE DAMN ARMOURY
WHEN HE'S COMPLETE, HE MIGHT COMPETE WITH A WHOLE DAMN GENDARMERIE

I cannot see the irony described by trite polemicists
My skin's the hue of my tattoos, yet I'm a white supremacist
Some are great and some I hate - I've not been too particular
I am a neo-Nazi so my tattoos are testicular

HE OVERSTATES: NONE ARE THAT GREAT, HE HASN'T BEEN PARTICULAR
HE IS A NEO-NAZI, SO HIS TATTOOS ARE TESTICULAR


But... now that I am up in court, my tattoos used as evidence
Of what's behind my state of mind - I mind they call me very dense
Yeah, makes me sick they call me thick, a moron.. it'll set me off
I'm so incenced: it's my defence attourney's way to get me off

Won't go berserk, it might just work, I tell my lawyer grudgingly
Another thought, that it may not: I think the judge is judging me
And so the Beak begins to speak, his tenor so esteemable:
"Your body shows despite your woes you're simply irredeemable"

HIS BODY SHOWS WHAT WE ALL KNOWS: HE'S SIMPLY IRREDEEMABLE
THAT'S HOW IT GOES WITH SKIN LIKE CLOTHES: HE'S SIMPLY IRREDEEMABLE
SO IT'S PROPOSED THAT HE'S DISPOSED OF 'CAUSE HE'S IRREDEEMABLE

The judge says "lose all your tattoos, the court might show you leniency"
What would I prove by their remov-al, other than expediency?
And if I coughed while they're burnt off? Who wants scorch marks, follicular?
I'll stay a neo-Nazi, so my tattoos are testicular

THE FOLLY OF HIS FOLLICLES IS REALLY QUITE SPECTICULAR
HE IS A NEO-NAZI, SO HIS TATTOOS ARE TESTICULAR

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Patrick - June 16, 2021 - Report this comment
I'm trying to visualize this artistic melange and the first word that comes to mind is "lampshade". If you ever had a change of heart, the change of skin would be quite painful.
Leo Jay - June 16, 2021 - Report this comment
Great idea, funny lyrics, brilliant internal rhyming.
Peter Andersson - June 17, 2021 - Report this comment
Given the fact that Hitler had only one testicle wouldn't it be more appropriate for these danglers to un-sack one of their own to show their willingness to go balls deep in on commitment?

I've covered that one subject myself here:

http://www.amiright.com/parody/2010s/thespin0.shtml

Wow! Security code 88H - The Simulation is clearly at work today!
Leo Jay - June 17, 2021 - Report this comment
TWENTY-SIX 1-1-1's?!?! WTF Mods, have you just completely given up and let this site go straight to hell? Good lord, at least PRETEND to give half a damn! LOL
Patrick - June 17, 2021 - Report this comment
I believe the monotesticular rumor was based on the cremated remains found by the Russians just outside the F├╝hrerbunker. Testimony by doctors and other close companions indicated that, at least in that one anatomical regard, Hitler was "normal".
CML - June 17, 2021 - Report this comment
Hmmm .. "imprinted metatarsally" .. "scorch marks follicular" ... "tatoos testicular" ... You seem to have a firm grasp of anatomy, Phil
Phil Alexander - June 17, 2021 - Report this comment
Leo - I don't think the Trump-supporter here realizes the irony in his extensive and repetetive voter fraud...

Patrick - but it's in a song, so it *must* be true, right?

CML - I have been accused once or twice of having a firm grasp of at least one bit of anatomy.. but the lessons learned from having (however many years in the past) a degree that is a part biology have never been forgotten :-)
Stuart McArthur - June 18, 2021 - Report this comment
Another masterpiece Phil. Bravo. Funny and ridiculous story/idea for starters made doubly so by your convoluted contortions. Must have taken you ages to write 555
Agrimorfee - June 18, 2021 - Report this comment
You got the MAGA Unobobber so mad, he 13-d you twice. You done good, Phil. Kudos.
Phil Alexander - June 18, 2021 - Report this comment
Thanks, Stu - it took a bit of time to get the narrative: I wrote the first bit very quickly, then ran out of ideas.. then got the idea of the court case a few days later & again, once the story was in my head, the words came out pretty quickly
Phil Alexander - June 18, 2021 - Report this comment
Ah.. I refreshed, and there's another comment :-) Thanks Agrimoree, yeah, maybe he is also a closet neo-Nazi, too
Peter Andersson - June 18, 2021 - Report this comment
Agrimorfee's got a point - it's often 13.
John Dacey - June 19, 2021 - Report this comment
~ I cannot see the irony described by trite polemicists My skin's the hue of my tattoos, yet I'm a white supremacist ~ W.S. Gilbert lives!

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