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Song Parodies -> "A Marvel of The British Royal Family"
Original Song Title:
"I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major General"
Original Performer:
Gilbert & Sullivan
Parody Song Title:
"A Marvel of The British Royal Family"
Parody Written by:
John Dacey
The Lyrics
In the news - -
A Marvel of The British Royal Family
So many people marvel at the British royal family
How such a gang of misfits are so void of all humanity
In all Debrett's you won'f find many act with such depravity
As these who treat each other quite so badly and so shabbily.
Regard the regent Queen Liz who treats each new calamity
With nonchalant composure of someone who's lost her sanity
And hubby Phil for fifty years has clung to his mortality
Describing him as 'living' really is just a formality.
Describing Phil as 'living' really is just a formality.
Describing Phil as 'living' really is just a formality.
Describing Phil as 'living' really is just a formality.
Chuck who's hand the kingship likely won't ever take control
So homely that his perfect partner is that brute Camilla Bowles
How such a gang of misfits are so void of all humanity
Makes many people marvel at the British royal family
How such a gang of misfits are so void of all humanity
Makes many people marvel at the British royal family.
We'll skip past randy Andy 'cause he's come to such sad travail
And soon may find his wayward life will lead him to a stretch in jail
It's been quite damning when the girls produced those photo albums which
Have shown him at those shindigs with Jeff Epstein and with Dershowitz.
They show him at those shindigs with Jeff Epstein and with Dershowitz.
They show him at those shindigs with Jeff Epstein and with Dershowitz.
They show him at those shindigs with Jeff Epstein and with Dershowitz!
Then there's the horny sons: the one who'll get the monarchy;
The other's choice of wives will likely wind him up in poverty.
Now Willy's spouse is pretty but her sister has a nicer ass
And Harry's is a knockout but they treat her like she's second class.
When Bill 'n Kate had kids they were darlings of the media
But Meghan's son got scrutinized for being slightly sepia
It seems within the peerage at least one there holds a racist view
And overly preoccupied with little Archie's facial hue.
How such a gang of misfits are so void of all humanity
Makes many people marvel at the British royal family.
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So many people marvel at the British royal family
How such a gang of misfits are so void of all humanity
In all Debrett's you won'f find many act with such depravity
As these who treat each other quite so badly and so shabbily.
Regard the regent Queen Liz who treats each new calamity
With nonchalant composure of someone who's lost her sanity
And hubby Phil for fifty years has clung to his mortality
Describing him as 'living' really is just a formality.
Describing Phil as 'living' really is just a formality.
Describing Phil as 'living' really is just a formality.
Describing Phil as 'living' really is just a formality.
Chuck who's hand the kingship likely won't ever take control
So homely that his perfect partner is that brute Camilla Bowles
How such a gang of misfits are so void of all humanity
Makes many people marvel at the British royal family
How such a gang of misfits are so void of all humanity
Makes many people marvel at the British royal family.
We'll skip past randy Andy 'cause he's come to such sad travail
And soon may find his wayward life will lead him to a stretch in jail
It's been quite damning when the girls produced those photo albums which
Have shown him at those shindigs with Jeff Epstein and with Dershowitz.
They show him at those shindigs with Jeff Epstein and with Dershowitz.
They show him at those shindigs with Jeff Epstein and with Dershowitz.
They show him at those shindigs with Jeff Epstein and with Dershowitz!
Then there's the horny sons: the one who'll get the monarchy;
The other's choice of wives will likely wind him up in poverty.
Now Willy's spouse is pretty but her sister has a nicer ass
And Harry's is a knockout but they treat her like she's second class.
When Bill 'n Kate had kids they were darlings of the media
But Meghan's son got scrutinized for being slightly sepia
It seems within the peerage at least one there holds a racist view
And overly preoccupied with little Archie's facial hue.
How such a gang of misfits are so void of all humanity
Makes many people marvel at the British royal family.
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Whatever you say, Puddy Tat.
OK tubby
@A Roil - I'm pretty goddamn tired of reading blatantly racist crap like this that has been posted by various aliases in the comments of far too many parody submissions lately and have so advised the site admin.
This is excellent, especially liked the "overly preoccupied with little Archie's facial hue" verse.
Thank you, Phil. And thanks also to the admin who, mirabile dictu, removed from the comments on this page a remark that included a racially pejorative term. I'm all for the notion of what people often call 'free speech', but I don't want my words to help provide a platform where hate speech is spread by bigoted a*s*o**s.
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