-> "Lefty-Leaning Parodist"
Original Song Title:
"I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major-General"
Parody Song Title:
I am the very model of a lefty-leaning parodist
I've got the best ideas and I'm sure that you're aware of this
I met with César Chávez and with one of the Dead Kennedys
On AmiRight I post my songs, get comments from my frenemies
I have a frequent tendency to make my songs political
Of warmongers and hypocrites I'm hyper-overcritical
I bashed the Bushes I and II and Kerry was my paramour
The truth was inconvenient when the SCOTUS wouldn't choose Al Gore
I'm still instilled with ill will, Hill is vilified and pilloried
But Mueller's gonna dump on Trump, can't wait to hear his guilty plea
I hesitate to iterate that Trump's an evil criminal
That's why I am the model of a lefty-leaning liberal!
I drive a hybrid Prius, never once exceed the speed limit
I'd like to own a Tesla but my savings are not feelin' it
I shop at Whole Foods twice a week to get free samples of cheeses
Respecting all religions but I'm not that into Lord Jesus
My friends of diff'rent races come, both Mexican and Japanese
Caucasians are hilarious, I wish they'd all drink antifreeze
I never saw a Shakespeare play that wasn't problematical
If it's not set in modern times, cross-casted, super-radical
My toaster is organic, also runs on solar energy
And all my work is in the Cloud, increasing my self-synergy
In short, in matters whimsical or virtual or visceral,
I am the very model of a lefty-leaning liberal!
I make my own tofurkey and you'll find me often foraging
For fallen fruit and fungi, finding exercise encouraging
I'll show up at each potluck with some purée from my Vitamix
It's gluten-free and vegan and with meat consumers I don't mix
My BMI's amazing, at last reading it was 10 or 12
I weigh less than I did in high school, that's how I impress myself
Right now I'm drinking walnut milk, I'll have to cleanse with puerh tea
According to my shaman, bad thoughts lead to insecurity
So, thoughtful readers, I am sure you'll pardon my polite request
To throw a bum a dollar, it will ease the pain of homelessness
In sum, in things political-satirical, I merit fives
And that is why I'm here on AmiRight, a Punster's Paradise!
Your Vote & Comment Counts
The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they
appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to
leave a comment below about this parody.
|How Funny: ||4.6|
|Overall Rating: ||4.6|
|Total Votes: ||10|
The following represent how many people voted for each category.
| || || || ||Pacing|| ||How Funny|| ||Overall Rating|
| ||1|| ||1||
| ||2|| ||0||
| ||3|| ||0||
| ||4|| ||0||
| ||5|| ||9||