[Gandalf]
We now must head for Isengard, the little guys are waiting there
They fought with Entish soldiers, which Saruman thought was quite unfair
They liberated goodies that were pilfered by the evil orcs
And Gimil, they have got a chest of rather tasty salted pork

[Pippin]
I looked into the Pelantir and Gandalf got a little cross
He said that I was foolish and that for words, he was at a loss
So we set off and I said I would serve the Steward of Gondor
Although I wished I hadn't when they had a scrap at Pelennor

[Men]
Although he wished he hadn't when they had a scrap at Pelennor
Although he wished he hadn't when they had a scrap at Pelennor
Although he wished he hadn't when they had a scrap, a scrap at Pelennor

[Gimli,Legolas,Merry,Pippin & Gandalf]
We wound up outside Mordor with an army that was miniscule
But still we carried on so Aragorn would not look such a fool
The tower keeled over and the minions started dying so
We turned around and legged it so we could enjoy the pyro show

The tower keeled over and the minions started dying so
We turned around and legged it so we could enjoy the pyro show

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[Sam]
Now Frodo's gone and got himself all tangled in a spider's web
And Gollum's buggered off again, lest I should try to crack his head
I think it's down to me to get the Ring into the Cracks of Doom
Though hearing what those orcs just said makes me think that I spoke too soon

I'm gonna wake him up and then we'll carry on with Frodo's quest
At least if we don't make it, folks'll say we tried our very best
I'll see that Ring on fire if it's the last thing I ever do
That Gollum thing's come back, now maybe I should just throw him in, too

That Gollum thing's come back, now maybe I should just throw him in, too
That Gollum thing's come back, now maybe I should just throw him in, too
That Gollum thing's come back, now maybe I should just throw, just throw him in, too

[Frodo]
I'm gonna keep the Ring, it's rather pretty and quite powerful
It doesn't seem so heavy now I've let it have some more control
And if you don't agree, well..... OW! That bugger bit my finger off
He's gonna have to pay for that, I'll drop him in the molten rock

And if you don't agree, well..... OW! That bugger bit my finger off
He's gonna have to pay for that, I'll drop him in the molten rock

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[Peter Jackson]
You think the movie's over, well my friend have I got news for you
Just park your arse, we've got another dozen story arcs to do
A coronation, celebration and, of course some hesitation
Should he leave the Shire with the elves and head for Grey Havens?

And Samwise needs to marry his beloved Rosie Cotton, so
We're gonna spin it out another half an hour, don't you know?
And don't forget the DVD with lots of lov'ly extra scenes
We'll make it twice as long, the greatest film that you have ever seen

We'll make it twice as long, the greatest film that you have ever seen
We'll make it twice as long, the greatest film that you have ever seen
We'll make it twice as long, the greatest film that you have ever, ever seen

The credits started rolling, you can now stand up and stretch your legs
The movie's really over, fin, finito, what can I do next?
I'm sure I'll think of something as the credits keep on rolling on
My masterpiece of cinema about a guy from Hobbiton

I'm sure I'll think of something as the credits keep on rolling on
My masterpiece of cinema about a guy from Hobbiton