I like the very behind of the Wedgie Major- general
I’ve admiration tangible I’m loyal Rear Admiral
I’ve seen Queen Cleopantsless and I find it quite hysterical
On marathons I’m watching you and you are so tyrannical
I 'm very well acquainted too with manners YELL IN FACE Of AL
I understand equations butt I like my shapes elliptical
About postdoctoral amnesia dreaming that’s steam induced
So many angle facts don’t really care about stupid obtuse

So many useful facts she doesn’t care because she is obtuse
So many useful facts she doesn’t care because she is obtuse
So many useful facts she doesn’t care because
She is… she’s obtuse

I don’t have time for integral or differential calculus
Don’t know the scientific names of beings animalculous?
In short matters adorable, menial, aesthetical
I like the very behind of the Wedgie Major- general

In short matters adorable, menial, aesthetical
She likes the very behind of the Wedgie Major- general

I don’t have time for integral or differential calculus
Don’t know the scientific names of beings animalculous?
short matters adorable, menial, aesthetical
I like the very behind of the Wedgie Major- general

In short matters adorable, menial, aesthetical
She likes the very behind of the Wedgie Major- general

Don’t know artistic history Moolah Visa? Last Tupper? box?
I don’t study linguistics and don’t know what is a paradox
I quote non specific like the name used Gluteus Maximus
Tectonics below floor unfamiliarity I ignore thus
I’ve learned all my magic tricks from none other than The Great Pantzini
I know the missing letter from the name But Seriously
I have just blown a fugue both altered consciousness and above four
And I broke all the airs I ate a lot of beans the night before

And she broke all the airs because she had those beans smell non adore
And she broke all the airs because she had those beans smell non adore
And she broke all the airs because she had those beans
smell non…non adore

Still I continue watching now Baron von Neinlederhosen
Listing every detail from the good orthodontic policeman
In short matters adorable, menial, aesthetical
I like the very behind of the Wedgie Major- general

In short matters adorable, menial, aesthetical
She likes the very behind of the Wedgie Major- general

I’ve learned I can get a clean shave from the sharp beak of a chicken
Also that cows with utters make a very lousy rolling pin
In such affairs as sorties give enemies something to laugh at
I watch attentively what can be learnt from Larry Lackapant
Now I have learnt his genus plan that filters all of his coffee
Cant give away specifics but he uses panty hosiery
My eyes are beyond watering and may end up in tragedy
But hey a butter Major-General has yet to sit a gee

I’d say a better way in general is stop so watching he
I’d say a better way in general is stop so watching he
I’d say a better way in general is stop
So watch.. watching he

For my janitory knowledge I just study Janitor Bunsby
The only name I mention now a favorite C.D. Hiney
But still, in matters adorable, menial, aesthetical
I like the very behind of the Wedgie Major- general

But still, in matters adorable, menial, aesthetical
She likes the very behind of the Wedgie Major- general