-> "I'm Stoned Again, Naturally"
Original Song Title:
"Alone Again, Naturally"
Parody Song Title:
"I'm Stoned Again, Naturally"
The Lyrics
At the bar I'll show 'em how
How to get drunk on these whiskey sours
I'll set the bar up, and treat 'em all
With pay from my lost job hours
Of wife, I had enough, kept pissin' me off
I'll find a job, next one I'll stick to forever
One more drink shouldn't matter,
When I fly from my perch, I can search
But now I'm standing tall at the trough
In fun's hayloft,
Bad mem'ries are drainin'
Later on, I'll go home
Need some time on my throne,
I'm stoned again, naturally
It feels like half past yesterday
Since the game of life, we'd play
Me, the wife, and the kids, Tim and Sue
Those days now, all gone - miles away
Need more booze for guilt to drown,
Barkeep, set up another round..
When I've had too much, pity's my crutch
Let it support the lame excuses..
Time will work things out
Leave it to God and his mercy,
Ah, one last swallow that I missed
One more shouldn't hurt me, it's the potion I need
I'll down it when I've peed,
I'm stoned again, naturally
Hey, buddy, pal, wanna play some darts ?
Let's fix the broken world, hang on, hold your horses..
Damn thoughts, unending...
I love ya, Tim, I love ya, Sue..
I'm stoned again, naturally
Drinks are bitter with salty tears
Love that jukebox song in my ears
I'm on a ride - like my father died
Busted family and boozin' for years..
Barely thirty-five years old
A train wreck - uncontrolled..
Now, I leave the bar, walk the street, not far
A slag truck crashes on an overpass
And hangs over the rail above me
In that moment, split, I think, do my wife and kids
Still love me..
Then tons of slag stone rock begin
To bury, and to shove me
A white light, I can see
Now from worry, I'm free,
And stoned again, naturally
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