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Song Parodies -> "I'm Stoned Again, Naturally"

Original Song Title:

"Alone Again, Naturally"

Original Performer:

Gilbert And Sullivan

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Stoned Again, Naturally"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Credit for first use of this title goes to my good friend, Alvin Rhodes...his was about weed, I'm sure he wouldn't mind me borrowing it for a little different twist..
At the bar I'll show 'em how
How to get drunk on these whiskey sours
I'll set the bar up, and treat 'em all
With pay from my lost job hours
Of wife, I had enough, kept pissin' me off
I'll find a job, next one I'll stick to forever
One more drink shouldn't matter,
When I fly from my perch, I can search
But now I'm standing tall at the trough
In fun's hayloft,
Bad mem'ries are drainin'
Later on, I'll go home
Need some time on my throne,
I'm stoned again, naturally

It feels like half past yesterday
Since the game of life, we'd play
Me, the wife, and the kids, Tim and Sue
Those days now, all gone - miles away
Need more booze for guilt to drown,
Barkeep, set up another round..
When I've had too much, pity's my crutch
Let it support the lame excuses..
Time will work things out
Leave it to God and his mercy,
Ah, one last swallow that I missed
One more shouldn't hurt me, it's the potion I need
I'll down it when I've peed,
I'm stoned again, naturally

Hey, buddy, pal, wanna play some darts ?
Let's fix the broken world, hang on, hold your horses..
Damn thoughts, unending...
I love ya, Tim, I love ya, Sue..

I'm stoned again, naturally
Drinks are bitter with salty tears
Love that jukebox song in my ears
I'm on a ride - like my father died
Busted family and boozin' for years..
Barely thirty-five years old
A train wreck - uncontrolled..
Now, I leave the bar, walk the street, not far
A slag truck crashes on an overpass
And hangs over the rail above me
In that moment, split, I think, do my wife and kids
Still love me..
Then tons of slag stone rock begin
To bury, and to shove me
A white light, I can see
Now from worry, I'm free,
And stoned again, naturally

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Andria - January 30, 2012 - Report this comment
Great work, sounds like my dad and a few other folks in my family. 5s.
Andria - January 30, 2012 - Report this comment
Thought I'd mention that the song is from the 70s by a one-hit wonder called Gilbert O'Sullivan, not Gilbert & Sullivan.
Michael Pacholek - January 30, 2012 - Report this comment
I'll give this one a five once I sober up.
AFW - January 30, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks. Andria...and Oh, my God, is my face red...now, I know I need glasses.........and thanks, Michael..
Red Ant - January 30, 2012 - Report this comment
Funny, an hour ago I was searching this song on you tube, along with "He Aint Heavy, He's My Brother", which I swore I had never heard but have. Anyway, funny work man, great to see some familiar faces here and in the comments. Fav line: "feels like half past yesterday" lol
AFW - January 30, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks, Red Ant...good to see your name around here again...
MadameDeTokerville - January 31, 2012 - Report this comment
Love your writing, Sir, especially in these times of challenge.
AFW - January 31, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks, much, LCC...you're sweet to drop by and say nice things..

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