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Song Parodies -> "Bank Treasure From Little Girls"

Original Song Title:

"Thank Heaven For Little Girls"

Original Performer:

Gigi Soundtrack

Parody Song Title:

"Bank Treasure From Little Girls"

Parody Written by:

Pete Zagaetz

The Lyrics

Every time I see a little girl
Just a few years past seven
I can't resist the grotesque urge
To make her pay

Unleavened are little girls
That is, until I have shown them the way
Past seven by five years girls
When they've grown too much
I'll send them away
Like other guys
I find them quite appealing
Their innocence we're ready to be stealing

I vend 'em, these little girls
When my clients will call
I tell girls where and what to do
These lout men
Pay for sicko joys too

Bank treasure
Bank treasure
Rank treasure from little girls

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