Umar, here's your chance, here's your chance, here's your chance
Stick it in your pants, in your pants, in your pants
Bin Ladin calls across the sea
Every son of Infamy
Catch your flight today, right away, no delay
Warning from your Dad, not so glad, your jihad
No sweetheart, you're not that kind
Aircraft wreckage they will find

Underwear! Underwear!
Plant a bomb in your drawers
Under there
Sweet revenge you've tasted
Elastic waisted
You'll knock that plane out of the air
So prepare
Say a prayer
Light the fuse, singe your hair
Cause a scare
It's all over, you're life is over
You will die or you'll rot in prison, you don't care

Richard lit his shoe, lit his shoe, lit his shoe
Umar went one better, it is true, it is true
Flick your Bic! Unzip your fly!
Just sit back and wait to die!
Burned your little bit, hurt a bit, cried "Oh Sh*t"!
Hero, Amsterdam, yes he can, body slam
Wearing handcuffs in the nude, cops arrive and now you're screwed

Underwear! Underwear!
Got a stain, got a stain
Underwear!
We knew you were coming
Knew you were coming
The warning signs were everywhere
Weren't prepared
Someone erred
Intelligence data wasn't shared
So bend over, they'll feel you over
And the TSA will be searching underwear