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Song Parodies -> "Three Hundred Scouts in the Dark"

Original Song Title:

"Two Cigarettes in the Dark"

Parody Song Title:

"Three Hundred Scouts in the Dark"

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The Lyrics

The greatest moment in human history.
Three, three hundred Scouts in the dark,
Walk up the stage โ€˜till the spark
Clearly traces,
Their faces,
Their struck hearts.

One, one elephant in the room,
Almost obscured by the gloom,
Scouts were so close,
Yet so far apart.

It happened that I was searching
This show, one full, blue moon.
I read of one scout whispering,
โ€œI want you, I need you โ€” you know that I do!โ€

Three, three hundred Scouts in the dark,
Gone is the show and the spark,
Leaving just regrets,
And three hundred Scouts in the dark!

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Pacing: 4.2
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Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 5

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