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Song Parodies -> "George Will the Caveman"
Original Song Title:
"Frosty the Snowman"
Original Performer:
Gene Autry and the Cass County Boys
Parody Song Title:
"George Will the Caveman"
Parody Written by:
giblet o'sarcasm
The Lyrics
A musical review of George Will's infamous 'rape column' of June 2014, in the Washington Post
George Will the caveman
Must be thoroughly corrupt
And to downplay rape (like some kind of ape)
Intellectually bankrupt
George Will the caveman
Is no gentleman at all
Under his dress shirt, glasses and bow tie
He's a pure Neanderthal
Debating theoretically
Rape's prevalence with calm
What if it happened to his wife
Sister, daughter or his mom
George Will the caveman
Is the Washington Post's louse
His opinions wrong there do not belong
Rather more at Delta House
Clickety, click click
Clickety, click click
Hearing George Will type
Clickety, click click
Clickety, click click
Churning out more tripe
George Will the caveman's
Arguments are full of beans
Both statistically and semantically
Over what rape really means
He claims that efforts
At the universities
To address the crime are a waste of time
Driven just politically
Is he that keen to tie the hands
Of college campus cops
Or teach young men that 'no' means 'yes'
Or 'go on' instead of 'stop'
George Will the caveman
Should be fired with no delay
Decent folks denounce, on his column pounce
And the Post should make him pay
Clickety, click click
Clickety, click click
Hearing George Will type
Clickety, click click
Clickety, click click
Churning out more tripe
Must be thoroughly corrupt
And to downplay rape (like some kind of ape)
Intellectually bankrupt
George Will the caveman
Is no gentleman at all
Under his dress shirt, glasses and bow tie
He's a pure Neanderthal
Debating theoretically
Rape's prevalence with calm
What if it happened to his wife
Sister, daughter or his mom
George Will the caveman
Is the Washington Post's louse
His opinions wrong there do not belong
Rather more at Delta House
Clickety, click click
Clickety, click click
Hearing George Will type
Clickety, click click
Clickety, click click
Churning out more tripe
George Will the caveman's
Arguments are full of beans
Both statistically and semantically
Over what rape really means
He claims that efforts
At the universities
To address the crime are a waste of time
Driven just politically
Is he that keen to tie the hands
Of college campus cops
Or teach young men that 'no' means 'yes'
Or 'go on' instead of 'stop'
George Will the caveman
Should be fired with no delay
Decent folks denounce, on his column pounce
And the Post should make him pay
Clickety, click click
Clickety, click click
Hearing George Will type
Clickety, click click
Clickety, click click
Churning out more tripe
Copyright 2014 Giblet O'Sarcasm
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