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Song Parodies -> "Thugs Mugged Santa Claus"

Original Song Title:

"Here Comes Santa Claus"

Original Performer:

Gene Autry

Parody Song Title:

"Thugs Mugged Santa Claus"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Some Xmas silliness!
Thugs mugged Santa Claus
Thugs mugged Santa Claus
I know it sounds insane
Cussin' and hittin', leavin' him in fear
So hard to explain
Thugs are robbing, crowds are sobbing,
This is an awful sight
Hooded thugs drunk on Christmas beer,
Made Santa Claus run tonight

Oh no no
Wouldn't you know
Oh no no
Wouldn't you know
There's never a cop
They hit quick
Made Santa Claus run tonight

It's a rough town
Rough town
Thank God St. Nick got away
Rough town, rough town
Gonna feast on reindeer meat, sell a used sleigh!

It's a rough town
Rough town
Thank God St. Nick got away
Rough town, rough town
Gonna feast on reindeer meat, sell a used sleigh!

Thugs mugged Santa Claus
Thugs mugged Santa Claus
I know it sounds insane
Cussin' and hittin', leavin' him in fear
So hard to explain
Thugs are robbing, crowds are sobbing,
This is an awful sight
Hooded thugs drunk on Christmas beer,
Made Santa Claus run tonight

Santa Claus is running tonight
Santa Claus is running tonight
Santa Claus is running tonight

... for his life!




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Porfle Popnecker - December 20, 2011 - Report this comment
Why the heck doesn't Batman do something about this?
John Barry - December 20, 2011 - Report this comment
His elves didn't protect him?
Rob Arndt - December 21, 2011 - Report this comment
They were at Barneys NYC at the GaGa window display gawking ;-D

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