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Song Parodies -> "Is Spaff "One-ing" Us?"
Original Song Title:
"Here Comes Santa Claus"
Original Performer:
Gene Autry
Parody Song Title:
"Is Spaff "One-ing" Us?"
Parody Written by:
Old Man Ribber
The Lyrics
The hills are alive with the sound of...conspiracy theories! Is Spaff the "Uno-Bomber"? Is there really no Fiddlegirl? Who is Riddlegirl? If a parody falls in an empty website, does it make a sound? Am I really the illegitimate love child of Stan Freberg and Dorothy Parker? This stuff is better left to Glen Beck! ;D
Is Spaff "one-ing" us? Is Spaff funning us?
Who's giving us low scores?
Is Spaff thrashing us? Is Spaff bashing us?
Who's starting these flame wars?
I'm not accusing, I'm just musing,
Rumors are on the run.
Got to see the identity
Of that damned "Mr. One"!
Went to Spaff website...lots of fun delight,
It seems quite benign.
Doesn't look like he is the one to be
Kicking our behind.
Is it Turtle? Who can say.
No F.G. would be cruel.
Especially since I would be
The biggest naive fool.
Too Mysterious! Way too serious!
Is this all some hoax?
I'm dazed, watcha just say "Gotcha!"
You don't need to coax...
...Foolish postings from Old Rib
Without some booze and a toke.
If this whole thing is a fib
Please let in on the joke!
Mind you, I'm just asking! ;D
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Nothing like some good ol' rumors to get the writing bug going. I read the RG one the other day and have no idea if true or not. We probably never will because even if something is admitted, how do we know it is not a spoof. Lots of fun, though. Nice write on this one, Ribber.
Looks like I've missed some "one fun" during my months away. OTOH, not sure I'd miss that sort of thing at all. Anyway, this is for me a nicely fill-in. 555
Humorous take on the 1's dilemma...good work
Great job, and I don't think that Spaff and Mr. 1s are the same person. Whoever said that was probably fooling around with us. 5s.
Thanks all. I am the most gullible person on Earth, so the odds of me solving the mystery are long at best. It DOES make great song fodder. ;D
Spaff giving 1's? Hmmmmmm....he seems like a nice guy to us! I wouldn't believe it if I've seen it! I can tell you one thing: Spaff is #1 and so are you, Ribber!! Here's one for 5's!!!
No need to be red-faced about this one...captures the spirit of the spooks currently haunting this website!!!...555!!!
I can tell you one thing... I'm not the one-bomber. And I doubt Spaff is. It might be one of those dudes who got banned a while back, like Poomaster, Linda, or that mad scientist Andria told me about. 555 on this great job. This is probably AmIRight's 2nd biggest controversy, second to the Silver Power VS blackjack21 debate.
The day is always better with a giggle from OMR! ROFL @ the lovechild of Freberg and Parker!
Nice job OMR, kinda figured you'd get a 1-bomb for this one. Maybe we need to push for parody voting reform. I'm bombing you with Fives. ;-)
Thanks, and by the way unobomber...please perform an anatomically impossible act upon yourself! ;)
Thank you - or something - Old Man Ribber, for the dubious honor. (As one of my college professors said, all honors are dubious.) It's oddly captivating to be part of an Amiright urban legend - even if I was selected merely because "Spaff" and "Comes" have the same number of syllables.
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